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berbatov song competition
there has to be a berbs song to the tune of mr soft. its apt to £#%&!.
so i think we should have a comp. armchair has already agreed to take the winner out for a lovely 5 star meal (with drinks) at the races of your choice. heres the tune. with respect to the cockney webble |
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Is that true? or a ruse to get us interested in your comp? i need to know. I will crush you with my lyrics............ |
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Pulp Disco 2000 - in jest of course
You and Keane left Tottenham Hotspur last Summer
Rafa got diddled on that, what a bummer Your name is Dimitar, Dimitar (You play the air guitar) And they said that you move quite slow You look languid, this much I know Your name is Dimitar, Dimitar (You play the air guitar) Oh Dimitar do you recall? When Rooney passed the ball I know he's very small but you didnt do £#%&! all!!!!! (And i said) Lets all take shots when we have the chance Won't it be strange to score a £#%&!ing goal Buy some videos and just study Andy Cole I never knew that you'd need telling Stop trying to dribble through seven men Gary Birtles was much better way back when |
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To the tune of 'Fantasia On a Theme by Thomas Tallis' by Ralph Vaughan Williams (b. 1872 - d.1958):
Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria Went to Africa and got malaria. Has a sublime first touch, Comes through in the clutch, Doesn't smoke too much, Speaks a little Dutch. Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria Built his home in an up-and-coming area. He's got great hair, Plays football with flair, The State Mammal of Alaska is the bear, Pol Pot was a Khmer. Dimitar Berbatov, man from Bulgaria Prefers yoghurt with active bacteria. It's time to score some great goals, Space-time is warped by black holes, My neighbors from Haiti are creoles, I cannot read the Dead Sea Scrolls. Yeah Yeah Yeah. |
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Ar' Ar' Dimitar, Signed him up in Fergie's car. So he could play with the world's greatest team. Ar' Ar' Dimitar, Number nine, and superstar. Scores great goals and is a sexy machine. Great minds, 99. |
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