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The comments under the line on the Graun....absolutely seething, the ABUs....

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

Pants off, this is a day of great news for me

You found a pube? They will come thick and fast now pal.

Love Big Zlat, I think he will smash the premiership defences next year. Oooooosssshhh.

Originally Posted by King Eric

Love Big Zlat, I think he will smash the premiership defences next year. Oooooosssshhh.

Well there are quite a lot of shit teams.

Originally Posted by Sizlack

You found a pube? They will come thick and fast now pal.

Even though fergie is long gone. We still love an old overated swedish striker

Originally Posted by believe

Well there are quite a lot of shit teams.

True, a fair few of them beat us last year.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

I'm just exited

As in out of the EU?

https://twitter.com/ManUnitedTalk/status/748538018059825153

Someone of you can only imagine the sensation I am feeling....

Originally Posted by marlo

Someone of you can only imagine the sensation I am feeling....

A French #@&%! up your arse?

Originally Posted by Sapien

A French #@&%! up your arse?

Originally Posted by Sapien

A French #@&%! up your arse?

ffs

Originally Posted by marlo

Someone of you can only imagine the sensation I am feeling....

Originally Posted by marlo

Someone of you can only imagine the sensation I am feeling....

Read it 3 times. Nope

Zlatanera, meaning to dominate, was officially recognised in the Swedish dictionary four years ago.

i've grown to be a bit cautious about signing "star names" in recent years. however, him and jose boiling the abu piss nationwide. worth it alone. meanwhile, rashford and martial are only going to get better but while they're still learning and improving an experienced head amongst our striker options is not a bad idea.

Buzzing for next season. NQAT


ZLAT
Mourinho
(Whoever else gets brought in)

Can you imagine the seethometer at Anfield with Zlat and Mourinho?