Players you said "could do a job for United" but blatantly couldn't

I think I did mention once that James Beattie might be a useful addition to our striking team - when he was at Southampton

Berbs.

I still say Jimmy bullard

Micah Richards

Didier Zakora

'£#%&!ing hell' Fletcher

Darren Bent. Though i still stand by it.

Graverson

i thought one of the djembas was ok

i thought tim cahill, still think hes a good player but wouldnt really fit into our team now

malbranque

I'm not usually a championer of possible United signings, but Marouane Fallaini, BEFORE Everton signed him, oh, and Benzema, obviously.

I suppose it could be said that I led a one man campaign for United to sign Rafael Van Der Vaart from Ajax at one time.

Oh, ad whisper it, Lomano Lua Lua, JLoyd Samuel and the Fulham full back who is now at Reading, Rosenior, although, in fairness, that was when we were scratching around for new fullbacks and I didn't see much Brazilian youth football, so was panicking bit.

Originally Posted by borsuk

i thought one of the djembas was ok

Their mum?

Originally Posted by Fatboy Shrek

Darren Bent. Though i still stand by it.

very good player.

2 goals in 2 minutes after coming on at half time.

9 goals in 15 appearances in the league and in the spurs side

Originally Posted by Hopskipjump

malbranque

I had him too. And Huddlestone.

Years ago, Shearer. And before that Cyrille Regis.

Originally Posted by hollowman

very good player.

2 goals in 2 minutes after coming on at half time.

9 goals in 15 appearances in the league and in the spurs side

fantastic player, very much a confidence player, these goals today will see him go on a run..

Anyone who has played well for at least 30 secs against us. Including Dean Ashton.

Duncan Ferguson.

Owen Hargreaves. I liked him when he was at Bayern, he did OK for us when he played but "do a job" implies you can rely on them and you can't. He's too injury prone. Shame really.

kenwyne jones