top bantz from robin

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 21m
So. I just received a package from Manchester United press office. 'Robin wanted you to have to this.'

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 13m
The package contained a double sided framed photograph. Of Van Pursestrings kissing the Premier League trophy.

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3m
'Piersy my man, thanks for all the support! You made this day even more special! All the best, Van Pursestrings.'

he's going to get taken away in a straitjacket isn't he?

£#%&!ing brilliant

<3

Top Bantz

Superb

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Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 3m
Side 2: 'Great to be a champ.. so many #Tears4Piersy '

£#%&!ing hell, i love him he's going to turn me gay is robin, nqat:gayfight:

Robin Bantz Persie.

robin's deffo on the forum. you don't learn that level of bantz without schooling.

Originally Posted by irk

robin's deffo on the forum.

I'd love me some Robin

What a man

be funnier if on side 2 it said "dont choke to death will you"

Very good. Fair play to the #@&%! for tweeting it, i suppose.

Originally Posted by MonkeyOnMyBack

Very good. Fair play to the #@&%! for tweeting it, i suppose.

£#%&! him - he loves it the tedious star£#%&!er

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fAr2rz-_Q

I wonder how much Rio had to do with this