100000000000005 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by The Return of Tim

Agreed it's all bullshit. Just think how quickly they've raised revenues with NO FANS and compare that to Chelsea growth, who were taken over about 15 years earlier and are London based.

Thanks

It would be interesting to take the top 20 smartest businessmen in the world and have them bid for United, City and Chelsea. Would be an eye opener for these idiot papers and pencil pushers like Deloitte.

Originally Posted by utd99

It would be interesting to take the top 20 smartest businessmen in the world and have them bid for United, City and Chelsea.

Koppas is too busy right now pal.

That is £#%&!ing fraud at the highest level.

If they tried to sell it tomorrow, any sort of due diligence would pull their accounts to bits and it'd be worth £500m tops, if they own the stadium now..

Originally Posted by dunk

Heard the best reasoning for their lack of fans recently; apparently as the club of the people and working classes in Manchester, the fans can't afford tickets most of the time or are having to work unsociable hours and miss games as a result

So, the club of the people ensure the people can't watch the club by pricing them out?

Olympian levels of mental gymnastics required to reach that conclusion

Most valuable club, can't get rid of its FA Cup allocation.

Originally Posted by 75Red

Most valuable club, can't get rid of its FA Cup allocation.

Despite handing tickets out and the players putting on transport out of their own pocket

'We're so poor, we can't even go for free...'

The story of Raheem Sterling 'buying' 300 semi final tickets for pupils from his old school was obviously bullshit. Knew they couldn't shift them so went for the PR angle which everyone could see through.

did i tell you that they were giving away free fa cup final tickets at my gym open day last week?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

The story of Raheem Sterling 'buying' 300 semi final tickets for pupils from his old school was obviously bullshit. Knew they couldn't shift them so went for the PR angle which everyone could see through.

They interviewed the kids on football focus and asked them who they supported. First lad said "United"

Originally Posted by Switching Off

They interviewed the kids on football focus and asked them who they supported. First lad said "United"

2 out of the 4 supported united

Originally Posted by Seamus

2 out of the 4 supported united

Cheers Riccers.

https://twitter.com/OutrageousRobbo/status/1125502648281649156

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/OutrageousRobbo/...02648281649156

Good idea to be fair.

Sure they can be hacked too...

Originally Posted by Buck

https://twitter.com/OutrageousRobbo/...02648281649156

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Good idea to be fair.

Sure they can be hacked too...

Nobody's has ever done the digital ad boards thought have they?

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Good idea to be fair.

Sure they can be hacked too...

Reckon Pop should do it

I hope they aren't starting to think people actually *like* them now.

That would be........unfortunate.

Nobody gives a shit they won it. Looking at the paper you'd not think the league had just been won...

£#%&!ing state of this tryhard @#%&!

https://twitter.com/MainlyOasis/status/1127690866326429696?s=20

https://twitter.com/AnfieldTruth/status/1127698385480421378?s=20