Do you buy a football mag?

if so, which one?

I tend to buy 4-4-2 now and again. and the occassional World Soccer Magazine.

No.

Primarily beacuse football is now shit. And fan culture bores the shit out of me. And I don't like football fans. They're shit too.

So no. Thanks very much.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

No.

Primarily beacuse football is now shit. And fan culture bores the shit out of me. And I don't like football fans. They're shit too.

So no. Thanks very much.

Is your name really Keith?

Will usually have a flick through 4-4-2 if I'm ever flying to somewhere for some reason but I don't read them at any other times.

Dont buy any but 4-4-2 is a good read.

I buy:

FHM
Nuts
Zoo
Daily Star

In that order.

I don't actually pay for any i have fool proof theiving plan in my local Tesco.

i used to like the match of the day magazine from the late 90's
was a cracking read

Originally Posted by Smeggs

and i'm 28, don't give a £#%&! really - i like reading about football whether it's an interview with Carlos Tevez or an report on some crazy south american derby.

United is my love but i like the global game of football as a whole.

Im 28 also but i read my own palm and make things up.

"today you will be %@#$&!s deep in Federica Fontana's arse"

you know shit like that.

Originally Posted by papalazaroo

Is your name really Keith?

Depends. Do you want me to be one of your wives? I'm all grown up now. And ironically, my toilet has recently been blocked.

Lastly, hemarted un saper sellon ahhhh...tell un path ar tarrbarnacle kay solent wint. Ta ta meth toolan govan tar.

Mass ad.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Depends. Do you want me to be one of your wives? I'm all grown up now. And ironically, my toilet has recently been blocked.

Lastly, hemarted un saper sellon ahhhh...tell un path ar tarrbarnacle kay solent wint. Ta ta meth toolan govan tar.You forgot to add catnip catnip.

Mass ad.

No thanks i dont marry men

Just wondered as every Keith ive known throughout my life have all been fat lazy @#%&!s.

Originally Posted by papalazaroo

No thanks i dont marry men

Just wondered as every Keith ive known throughout my life have all been fat lazy @#%&!s.

I don't think MNIK is either fat or lazy, however after reading his opinions on tea i think the jury is out on the @#%&! verdict.

Originally Posted by dakpul

I don't think MNIK is either fat or lazy, however after reading his opinions on tea i think the jury is out on the @#%&! verdict.

He must the exception reguarding my Keith theory.

Originally Posted by papalazaroo

No thanks i dont marry men

Just wondered as every Keith ive known throughout my life have all been fat lazy @#%&!s.

Well, what if I dressed up as a woman?

Anyway:

Not Keith
Not fat
Not lazy.
But a @#%&!.

It could be my epitaph.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Well, what if I dressed up as a woman?

Anyway:

Not Keith
Not fat
Not lazy.
But a @#%&!.

It could be my epitaph.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Well, what if I dressed up as a woman?

Anyway:

Not Keith
Not fat
Not lazy.
But a @#%&!.

It could be my epitaph.

Then my theory is still intact, thanks er.......Keith

And no dressing up as a woman won't do it, thats my role

Originally Posted by you_are_my_solskjaer

so you're 16?

I take you buy kiddie football magazines aswell then eh?

Originally Posted by papalazaroo

Im 28 also

Originally Posted by you_are_my_solskjaer

so you're 16?

Originally Posted by dakpul

Could'nt be arsed reading the entire thread could he?

Touched a nerve with the 15 year old remark.

Originally Posted by papalazaroo

I take you buy kiddie football magazines aswell then eh?

wanna buy some pegs?

Originally Posted by Smeggs

wanna buy some pegs?

I do the sellin not the buying.

Silly punk.