Timo Werner

Incoming in January? Had an up-and-town time but pre-Chelsea was banging them in.

He's better than Martial.

I’m not sure he is. I’m out.

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Incoming in January? Had an up-and-town time but pre-Chelsea was banging them in.

He's better than Martial.

So am I but you wouldn’t want them to sign me on a free in January.

As mentioned in the other thread, signing a player who can barely get into his current team sounds right up our street. Surely we can aim just a little higher?

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Incoming in January? Had an up-and-town time but pre-Chelsea was banging them in.

He's better than Martial.

lol.

Named after Herr Beil, founder of the German mobile phone network

A striker who can’t score goals in the Premier League is right up our street.

Weghorst with pace but without the finishing.

6 month loan with an option to buy maybe worth a punt. Otherwise no.

Nobody who speaks German could be evil or terrible at football.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Surely we can aim just a little higher?

Peter Crouch has retired

No thanks. Sounds too much like a cheap brand of watch.

Another panic loan signing eh? Sounds about right

The OG Darwin Nunez. Makes Martial look clinical.

Timo Werner ffs

Do we even have scouts? Is ETH's black book of potential only peppered with players he's had under his stewardship or played against at some point?

The world is a big place ffs, looking at players that flopped quite spectacularly in this league once already doesn't fill anyone with confidence, look under a rock elsewhere man, jesus.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

Nobody who speaks German could be evil or terrible at football.

Die Jack Die

I'd rather sign Steve-O's Weiner

Originally Posted by suedeshoes

Incoming in January? Had an up-and-town time but pre-Chelsea was banging them in.

He's better than Martial.

I think we can set the bar a little higher.

Originally Posted by tatty

I think we can set the bar a little higher.

At least Rashford might score then