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'City Of Liverpool napalmed. Little evidence of survivors'

This just in....Manchester United fan Jeq Quigly punched in the face.

Originally Posted by Ginlarde

This just in....Manchester United fan Jeq Quigly punched in the face.

Hardly headline making stuff that.

Originally Posted by Pop

'City Of Liverpool napalmed. Little evidence of survivors'

how could they tell ?

Originally Posted by puressence

ferie out

rio shot in face

gerrard signs for utd

You really are a @#%&! arent you ?

Originally Posted by no fun

how could they tell ?

Dunno. They would probably see them robbing from and pissing on the dead perhaps?

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

"First Homosexual Footballer's Wedding - Ginlarde takes Fuzzy Dunlop up the aisle"

upi the aisle, you say?

"The spanish Goverment has announced they now stop putting money into Real Madrid"

"Anderson scores Hat trick"