Players you wanted us to sign but would have turned out shit

I shouldn't admit this, Dean Holdsworth.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I shouldn't admit this, Dean Holdsworth.

Oh dear.

Anyone admit to wanting David Hirst?

Ruel Fox, Zenden, Zamarano & Fancis Jeffers

Originally Posted by Gavp

Ruel Fox, Zenden, Zamarano & Fancis Jeffers

Jeffers!?!?!?!?

It still amazes me that Wenger signed him

I think he's at Sheff Wed now!

Originally Posted by Lok

Jeffers!?!?!?!?

It still amazes me that Wenger signed him

I think he's at Sheff Wed now!

I didn't realise he was still playing

He did have an horrific time with injuries tbf.

Originally Posted by Lok

Jeffers!?!?!?!?

It still amazes me that Wenger signed him

I think he's at Sheff Wed now!

When he was really young at Everton i thought he was great I also thought Richard Wright could be the new schmeical

Add Mendieta to this thread aswell

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I shouldn't admit this, Dean Holdsworth.

Me too!!

Salas.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Salas.

Monica?

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I shouldn't admit this, Dean Holdsworth.

Quite glad someone beat me to that one

I remember watching Sky Sports News every night, when it was only on for a bit at 6pm, hoping that there would be something about him signing

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Quite glad someone beat me to that one

I remember watching Sky Sports News every night, when it was only on for a bit at 6pm, hoping that there would be something about him signing

£5 million wasn't it.

Mark Fish

Chris Perry :shakehead:

Christof Metzelder

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Batistuta and Jardel in the 90s. Morton Gamst Pedersen and Steed Malbranque in the 00s.

Originally Posted by Gruber

Marcelo Salas

Originally Posted by jem

gerrard.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Ariel Ortega.

Originally Posted by Weekend Hussler

Veron.

Originally Posted by dunk

Claudio Lopez

Rivaldo

Matt Jansen

Originally Posted by Gavp

Ruel Fox, Zenden, Zamarano & Fancis Jeffers

Originally Posted by Gavp

When he was really young at Everton i thought he was great I also thought Richard Wright could be the new schmeical

Add Mendieta to this thread aswell

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Salas.

Some of you are mental :shakehead:

I really wanted us to sign Collymore instead of Cole when we got him, he might have been phenomenal but realistically he'd of £#%&!ed all his cash on pedigree pooches & been seen in the car park more than the pitch the wife beating, shit pundit mental @#%&!.

Steve Stone

I also really wanted us to sign Stuart Slater from West Ham. I think he was my favourite non-United player when I was a kid

Sick when we didn't get a permit for Celio Silva.

Julien Escudé.

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Quite glad someone beat me to that one

I remember watching Sky Sports News every night, when it was only on for a bit at 6pm, hoping that there would be something about him signing

Originally Posted by John Blazini

Steve Stone

I also really wanted us to sign Stuart Slater from West Ham. I think he was my favourite non-United player when I was a kid

I hope youre wumming.

Originally Posted by Sloppy

I hope youre wumming.

I wish I was mate

marco gabbiadini!!!!

Originally Posted by tdf1

marco gabbiadini!!!!

£#%&!ing hell