Alexis is going to be amazing next season

Delighted at the signing, but it's just not worked out at all. Not the Sanchez of Arsenal and I'd rather Rashford have his place. Even a pre-row with Mou Martial because at least they offer something. Sanchez has offered a quality second half at City and not much else.

Hope he goes in the Summer or January. Never thought I'd be saying that tbh

No surprise the best he’s looked his down the middle

Originally Posted by andyroo

To be fair he's not an auxiliary left back

Tbf, he’s not being played as an auxiliary left back

Should play off the right. It's not like there's any other @#%&! who is good there.

It's unexplainable, there's been absolutely no warning signs during Mourinho's managerial career to suggest there would be any problems for attacking players(not of the lummox variety)playing under him at United. The mystery continues.

Originally Posted by Sandman

It's unexplainable, there's been absolutely no warning signs during Mourinho's managerial career to suggest there would be any problems for attacking players(not of the lummox variety)playing under him at United. The mystery continues.

I'm sure Mourinho isn't instructing him to give the ball away every time he gets it. Or not to score goals.

Sadly, it looks like he is finished.

Originally Posted by Coracao

I'm sure Mourinho isn't instructing him to give the ball away every time he gets it. Or not to score goals.

Sadly, it looks like he is finished.

As is Alexis (tap in)

Originally Posted by Sapien

As is Alexis (tap in)

not sure who this saffers lad is but he sounds like the shitehawks on RI - like smellydirtbox - who know £#%&! all about football.

Amazingly shit.

@#%&!

Next season.

Bet his dogs can’t wait for that final trip to the vets. Anything to escape the shame of being walked in public by this @#%&!.

confiscate his dogs

Tried to make stuff happen tonight. Would keep him on the right Saturday.

Tonight he and Lukaku produced two of the shittiest performances of the last few years by United forwards. that takes some doing.

Genuinely can’t get over how shit he is. Unprecedentedly shit. Never can a supposed decent player have performed this poorly.

It’s ok though because he works hard in training apparently.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Tonight he and Lukaku produced two of the shittiest performances of the last few years by United forwards. that takes some doing.

Really need more Jose signings like those two

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Tonight he and Lukaku produced two of the shittiest performances of the last few years by United forwards. that takes some doing.

Lukaku produced the shittiest performance by a United forward since his last game.

Originally Posted by Pop

A £#%&!ing little shortarsed waste of £#%&!ing space.

Hope his dogs tear his £#%&!ing throat out tonight.

Beautifully put

Absolute dog shit again tonight. Him & Lukaku.

Martin Keown: "It's like they signed his brother!"

Aware he's a #@&%! but that did make me chuckle.