What United player would you compare yourself to?

Originally Posted by MUFC

We train on Thursday night @ 6.30pm. (usually next to the changing rooms, on the rugby area). First session was last night, so i'm £#%&!ed this morning! Season starts 1st weekend of September.

might give it a whirl.

pre season will probably litterally kill me

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

might give it a whirl.

pre season will probably litterally kill me

PM next week if you fancy it.

I'm right sided and a lot faster than people think but devoid of any real skill what so ever. I occasionally do something really good but have absolutly no idea how I did it or how to repeat it.


David Bellion

I work my %@#$&!s off without adding anything of real quality. From time to time I may rise above my level of mediocrity, but for the most part I'm in there as a tryer.


Darren Fletcher.

Originally Posted by MUFC

PM next week if you fancy it.

ta.

is it Sunday morning stuff? how would you describe the standard?

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

ta.

is it Sunday morning stuff? how would you describe the standard?

Yeah sunday morning pub football basically. The standard is not great. We are div 3 (of 5 leagues) and missed out on promotion by 1 point last year, so fancy our chances this season.

Jim Leighton

Or Les Sealey how he is now.

i like to think i am like scholesy, centre mid, gets goals and am dirty. However ,i was lucky or unlucky enough to play againgst him an the much vaunted youth team in a pre season friendly whilst i was at Hull City. it obviously was a great side but Scholes was completely unplayable and destroyed us, getting a hat trick in the process. it finished 3-0 and we almost celebrated when we got a corner midway into the 2nd half!!!

in reality i am more like Mike Phelan

Pallister.

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

might give it a whirl.

pre season will probably litterally kill me

a friend of mine joined saturday league team Brimsdown Rovers. After his first pre-season training session he threw up in the toilets and passed out.

Originally Posted by hopkins

I play in midfield, I have a good engine, prefer to pass than take it around a player, not very strong, but not afraid to tackle, built like a gazelle.

Just to round it off, I find myself doing that annoying pointing thing

I'd like to think I'm Michael Carrick, but I think it's obvious who I get called by my so called mates

Sorry mate, but going off your strengths and characteristics you're actually Darren Fletcher.

I'm probably Veron. Wasted.

In my prime I was just like Ronaldo.... All skill, pace, power, trickery with a quality shot on me. Could also tackle like the best of them and my heading ability was awesome.

Still not sure why I didnt make it

Originally Posted by buryboy

In my prime I was just like Ronaldo.... All skill, pace, power, trickery with a quality shot on me. Could also tackle like the best of them and my heading ability was awesome.

Still not sure why I didnt make it

Id say youre more of a Jan Molby type

Very pacey, good ball skills, tall, right winger/centre forward. Score plenty too.

Shit at tackling, absolutely zero positional sense and confidence issues.

I'm thinking Kanchelskis.

Ruud

Bobby Charlton. Old, slow and bald.

Probably a cross between Gary Nev and late-90s Keano. Decent right-back, but with a terrible tendency to get a bit physical and get sent off. I'm not a dirty player, just a habit of clattering people.

Decent left back. Not very pacy but certainly not slow. Can take a good free kick, good crosser of the ball and i can't remember the last time i missed a penalty. I'd say im like Denis Irwin in a way.

Can also play Defensive Midfield but im not fit enough anymore and i'd be throwing up after 60 minutes if i played there these days.

Gary Neville.

up and down the right hand side, you wont get past me 1 on 1.

i also struggle to grow a tashe.

Id say Im like Neil Webb-fat slow lazy and can only play 65 minutes.