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Unread 23-08-2013, 12:54 PM
carlosartorial
 
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Hate Crime. Reported.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 12:55 PM
carlosartorial
 
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Granted.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:10 PM
armchair
 
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aka Suller's Law.

Anyone hear about this poor yank kid made a joke post on facebook?

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In an Internet jousting session related to an online game on February 13, another player accused Justin of being crazy. His sarcastic response was, “I’m f---ed in the head alright. I think I’ma shoot up a kindergarten and watch the blood of the innocent rain down and eat the beating heart of one of them.” Then Justin wrote, “j/k” (which means “just kidding”).
Police arrested him at work the following day. Subsequent police searches and investigations yielded no weapons, no plans to acquire weapons, no motive, no target, no intended victims, no conspiracy, no membership in a terrorist group, and no plans to carry out an attack on a particular day or at a particular place. Justin Carter is being prosecuted on the basis of the Facebook post alone.
The judge vindictively set the bond for Justin Carter’s release at $500,000, implying that the teenager was a serious threat to the community. The high bond was also calculated to encourage Justin and his family to accept the prosecutor’s offer of a guilty plea in return for eight years in prison.
While in prison, Justin was repeatedly assaulted by other inmates. At one point he was placed in solitary confinement, which involves being locked in a windowless room for 23 out of 24 hours a day. He turned 19 in jail.
Bond agents usually charge a fee of ten to fifteen percent to post a bond. According to Justin's father, the donor, who remains anonymous, donated the full half million to cover the fee.
Justin Carter’s legal troubles are by no means over. His trial is scheduled for next year, and he still faces up to ten years in prison if convicted. His lawyer, Donald Flanary III, has indicated that he intends to fight the charges and may even file a civil rights case against the government. Flanary has volunteered to represent Justin Carter free of charge.
That's the direction we're heading.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:14 PM
carlosartorial
 
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That's the direction we're heading.
Wow. If that kid's actions justified 8 years in prison, Scarface would be beheaded on live TV.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:15 PM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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I've applied for special dispensation to carry on abusing SSG2.
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Granted.
My lawyer is on the case, adios fellohs
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:38 PM
Sparky***
 
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aka Suller's Law.

Anyone hear about this poor yank kid made a joke post on facebook?



That's the direction we're heading.
Isn't that what the #@&%!s keep telling us the 2nd amendment is for? To overthrow oppressive regime with all their precious guns?

Having all their freedoms taken away bit by bit but none of them care as long as they can keep their guns and the gays can't get married.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:45 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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aka Suller's Law.

Anyone hear about this poor yank kid made a joke post on facebook?



That's the direction we're heading.
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His lawyer, Donald Flanary III
I've missed a trick here. What a £#%&!ing name.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 01:48 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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aka Suller's Law.

Anyone hear about this poor yank kid made a joke post on facebook?



That's the direction we're heading.
£#%&!ing hell

suller's law
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 02:55 PM
irk
 
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Isn't that what the #@&%!s keep telling us the 2nd amendment is for? To overthrow oppressive regime with all their precious guns?

Having all their freedoms taken away bit by bit but none of them care as long as they can keep their guns and the gays can't get married.
they should do a candid camera programme where they send gays round to take their guns
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 03:49 PM
lztom
 
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If football fans find themselves in trouble with the law, they could face an FBO which prevents them travelling to the 2014 Brazil World Cup, as well as Euro 2016 in France – including the qualifiers.
A fate worse than death. Please, not the qualifiers as well, anything but the qualifiers.
 
Unread 23-08-2013, 06:09 PM
red in cumbria
 
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A fate worse than death. Please, not the qualifiers as well, anything but the qualifiers.
Well, when you put it like that
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