Match of the Day tonight

Should be good.

Nothing makes me happier than that theme music, because I only ever watch it when it's been a good day for United.

why?

Cos it's shit otherwise. Durr.

Nah, I agree with Crumps, but I don't really pay attention when them £#%&!wits are on. I just watch the football bits.

Haven't seen any of the goals apart from our game, that's all.

Originally Posted by wonky no

when did you become so negative? i'm boycotting your posts until you cheer up.

Since I fell down the stairs, blame that darn cat.

Oh and Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Totally agree about silv though.

Ooh arrr.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Since I fell down the stairs, blame that darn cat.

Oh and Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker

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Originally Posted by andyroo

Ooh arrr.

Is that how he talks?

I didn't think silvers was an OOOOOOOT'er tbh drone.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Oh sort yourself out you £#%&!ing fat whinging @#%&!.

Totally agree about silv though.

Nowt worse than a racist pot imo.

I wasn't being totally serious tbh apart from the Silv thing. Sounds like a pirate ffs.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Is that how he talks?

I didn't think silvers was an OOOOOOOT'er tbh drone.

Don't ask me, I've never met him. It's how 'Olly talks.

Not that I've ever met him either. But he's on the telly and stuff.

Originally Posted by Crumps

Nowt worse than a racist pot imo.

I wasn't being totally serious tbh apart from the Silv thing. Sounds like a pirate ffs.

I wasn't being serious about the fat whinging @#%&! either mate.

No, I mean, I wasn't being serious about the whinging bit.

Pirate Long John Silv-er and that.

it'll be 'rooney this, rooney that' with us. and hansen will go on about 'tehhhhbull defennin' but how it's the mark of champions to win when you're not playing well

Oh and Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker


And if you are really in the know then it's Scotty Parker. While I'm on a rant, why do commentators refer to Stamford Bridge as the bridge and White Heart Lane as the lane as it's a matter of fact? What about Plough Lane? The Park, The road.. pisses me off.

AND... pronounciation... why all of a sudden is that mereles from the dippers now developed a drunken slur? mereleshhhhh...

Appologies for drunken spelling and grammar.

Originally Posted by paddyroche

Oh and Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker Scott Parker


And if you are really in the know then it's Scotty Parker. While I'm on a rant, why do commentators refer to Stamford Bridge as the bridge and White Heart Lane as the lane as it's a matter of fact? What about Plough Lane? The Park, The road.. pisses me off.

AND... pronounciation... why all of a sudden is that mereles from the dippers now developed a drunken slur? mereleshhhhh...

Appologies for drunken spelling and grammar.

Pretty sure Wonky's impassioned plea to sign him in RedIshit just referred to him as 'Scott Parker'

Originally Posted by paddyroche

Appologies for drunken spelling and grammar.

Who's spelling and what is he doing with your Granma?

have I missed something here?

FFS @rsey has put some weight on

Originally Posted by gedthemull

FFS @rsey has put some weight on

...and here was me thinking 'Uncle Ged's shaved his head'

Cracking save from Foster from Drogba's header, plenty of examples of his shitness, still, though. He nearly dived under Ivanovic's header and tried to give them an open goal on 3 occasions. If those highlights represented Foster's 'heroics' then, meh.