Ive just been roped into hosting the works xmas quiz....can you suggest any decent questions ?

I know I can rely on the good people of the forum to come up with some non offensive or abusive suggestions

What was the name of the dog that found the world cup?

which prince is getting married next year?

For 8 points name all of the 7 dwarfs

Originally Posted by andyroo

What was the name of the dog that found the world cup?

already in

Originally Posted by Ginners

which prince is getting married next year?

cant ask that , would spark a debate about which method of death for him is most suitable

Originally Posted by no fun

I know I can rely on the good people of the forum to come up with some non offensive or abusive suggestions

dress as santa clause and get stubbsy dressed up as an elf to be your little helper.

Originally Posted by no fun

cant ask that , would spark a debate about which method of death for him is most suitable

Sponge and a rusty spanner.

which A in medical terms, is either good or bad?

Which ‘guest presenter’ completely £#%&!ed up forum institution ‘Tissue Island Discs’, almost causing it’s permanent demise?

Which member of staff got caught 'indoor skiing' with two other members of staff at the last christmas party

Originally Posted by andyroo

Sponge and a rusty spanner.

stop quoting bad pop groups

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Which ‘guest presenter’ completely £#%&!ed up forum institution ‘Tissue Island Discs’, almost causing it’s permanent demise?

signed dc ?

A woman has two kids. One of them is a boy born on a Saturday.

What is the probability that both kids are boys?

What type of alien is Mr. Spock?

What type of alien is Tumescent Throb?

Where is Stretford Dave from?

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Where is Stretford Dave from?

a dump

What did Gazza take with him when he attempted to save Raoul Moat from himself?

1. A team in the football league has 8 letters in it's name, 4 of which are the same letter. Name this team.

2. Which is the only team in the football league to have none of the letters from the word MACKEREL in it's name?

Originally Posted by forzagarza

Where is Stretford Dave from?

And for a bonus point, where is Ancoats Tony from?

Another one might be 'What type of carpet am I thinking of?'

(btw I always go for Axesminster if this comes up).