Rooney's back, half a stone lighter.

Originally Posted by silv

I thought you'd done your cruciates

medial but thanks for remembering

how long before he's kissing the badge again .

Originally Posted by Horst_ Bucholst

how long before he's kissing the badge again .

possible vbet me thinks.

Originally Posted by andyroo

In Sparky's defence I don't believe throwaway quips are usually subjected to such intense scrutiny.

They are when they are made by me.

They line up to yap at my heels but I £#%&!ing swat them like the flies they are.

Back the £#%&! up, Sparky's reversing the awesomemobile and you rodents are blocking the driveway. *beep beep*

Originally Posted by Sparky***

They are when they are made by me.

They line up to yap at my heels but I £#%&!ing swat them like the flies they are.

Back the £#%&! up, Sparky's reversing the awesomemobile and you rodents are blocking the driveway. *beep beep*

Originally Posted by Coracao

'A miracle occurred this week, as a man who exercised lost some weight'.

Why didn't Jesus think of this one. Would have been easier than water to wine.

i really want to bum your sig.

Originally Posted by Zorg

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Originally Posted by Zorg

Originally Posted by Sparky***

thefacepalm.org, ffs.

If he comes back blazing, banging goals in and helps up overtake Chelsea then I'm not really arsed that he's been a @#%&!.He's apologised after an horrendous error in judgement (hands up who hasn't), so I'm willing to give him another chance.

Saying that, if he doesn't score at least 3 on Saturday, he's a City @#%&! and I want him out in January.If not later.