Sancho Watch: Dortmund Loan, 2024

Originally Posted by Jethro

Could score a double hat-trick a game from now till the end of the season and I still wouldn't want him back. Mentally unstable man child. £#%&! him.

You say that but I think a couple of half double hat-tricks later you'd change your mind.

Originally Posted by armchair

You say that but I think a couple of half double hat-tricks later you'd change your mind.

You’re not suggesting football fans are fickle are you?

https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1785755560069005758?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

Cooking!


Meanwhile a certain young player played “so well” in our draw with relegated burnley at home! Mad ting!

He’s been average at best.

Originally Posted by Vedder

He’s been average at best.

That’s the ceiling for the person deemed better than him at United!

Imagine being not good enough for us yet starting in the semi final while we finished rock bottom of the group phase as the worst team in English history of the competition! Worse that Leicester!

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1785766848685887796?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/manunitedzone_/status/1785768388976861339?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/adammanred/status/1785767740101300467?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/utdscope/status/1785767082841243891?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

My guy!!!!!

“My guy!”

He’s £#%&! all to do with you, you dull @#%&!.

Originally Posted by marlo

That’s the ceiling for the person deemed better than him at United!

Imagine being not good enough for us yet starting in the semi final while we finished rock bottom of the group phase as the worst team in English history of the competition! Worse that Leicester!

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1785...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/manunitedzone_/status/...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/adammanred/status/1785...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/utdscope/status/178576...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

My guy!!!!!

Are you ok mate?

He’s been really good second half tbf. Thought he was meh first half. Clearly hasn’t got the %@#$&!s to play for United. Hopefully Dortmund cough up some cash for the pampered @#%&!

Questions do need to be asked.

Originally Posted by Baron

Questions do need to be asked.

“Do you need an alarm call in the morning?”

Full back has been awful, Sancho has ambled past him a couple of times and the hysterical girls on BT are talking as though he’s utterly demolished him. While also getting a few digs in at United & Ten Hag.

Standard hyperbolic drivel.

I think there’s equally as much scrutiny on why he can do it consistently for Dortmund, including in these big European matches but simply didn’t look arsed for us. That’s also a managerial question as much as one for Sancho. You can’t ignore when a player is one of the best on the park at this level, we paid £70m+ for him & he looks every inch that player tonight. Look at that pass ffs.

shame he's such a @#%&!.

Completed dribbles, eh? Nothing quite like running with the ball and then stopping running with the ball to prove everyone wrong

How did it all go in the end? Did he bake well enough to spend some time with Mary Berry, or cook well enough to be granted five minutes being shouted at by Gregg Wallace?

https://x.com/lfclaurie/status/1785775097090916454?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/immatechy/status/1785760941960736864?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1785773599443263909?s=46&t=gxphPdCyNn5G1bnpwj1gww

Originally Posted by marlo

https://x.com/lfclaurie/status/17857...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

https://x.com/immatechy/status/17857...Nn5G1bnpwj1gww

Lfc Laurie and arsenal techie. They’re the very people I want making recommendations on who should and shouldn’t play for my club.

So we could be paying someone to play in the CL final while we’re in the mud. Only United.

Originally Posted by Dacter

“Do you need an alarm call in the morning?”

Full back has been awful, Sancho has ambled past him a couple of times and the hysterical girls on BT are talking as though he’s utterly demolished him. While also getting a few digs in at United & Ten Hag.

Standard hyperbolic drivel.

The commentators are just jealous of is, fresh off our draw with Burnley they want to take the shine off it!

So what if sancho is man of the match in the ecl final against psg but was eating sandwiches in due car in November at United

Originally Posted by marlo

The commentators are just jealous of is, fresh off our draw with Burnley they want to take the shine off it!

So what if sancho is man of the match in the ecl final against psg but was eating sandwiches in due car in November at United

Semi final

He could come back tomorrow and easily drop a 3/10 against Palace.

£#%&! him.