Manchester United v Middlesbrough: Official Match Thread : 4/2/22 8pm

That keeper’s a #@&%!.

Originally Posted by Zorg

That keeper’s a #@&%!.

Got a touch of the Joe harts about him

That announcement made me laugh

Very good first half. Hope we keep it up and stick 3 or 4 past them

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Luke Shaw is going on strike

He’s the one that ate them all.

Poor Dunk.

No exec refreshments.

That's 3 halves of football in a row now where we've looked like a proper football team...

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

That's 3 halves of football in a row now where we've looked like a proper football team...

and one of them was against a championship side....

Ronaldo needs a goal. We need to hit these £#%&!ers for 6.

Re: the food.

I wouldn’t worry too much, I’m sure rashford is getting his hairnet out as I type

Originally Posted by 5 Cantona's

Poor Dunk.

No exec refreshments.

Contamination? It’s weird how there is zero food

I reckon the executives will have food, just the concourse was mentioned. Surely executive food is kept separate to the other

he's a magical player
he plays for man u
he wears a magical jersey
and makes your dreams come true

bruno, bruno
won't you come out to play
bruno, bruno
he's only a wish away

Come on United ffs, don't let these tossers back into a game they've no right to be in.

We should be 5 up

Originally Posted by elhombre

and one of them was against a championship side....

Beggars can't be choosers pal

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Come on United ffs, don't let these tossers back into a game they've no right to be in.

We should be 5 up

all assists for bruno.

Keane saying United have a good appetite for the game. Talk about rubbing it in.

Originally Posted by 5 Cantona's

Poor Dunk.

No exec refreshments.

Plenty tbh

It’s a card payment problem I’m told.

Originally Posted by dunk

Plenty tbh

It’s a card payment problem.

Enjoy

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Come on United ffs, don't let these tossers back into a game they've no right to be in.

We should be 5 up

If we get a quick second goal in the second half it will end up a cricket score. Pogba on a yellow and looks £#%&!ed at 45 mins. For his first game back he’s done alright (minus the £#%&! up in CM which would have been taken advantage of in the prem)

Get mejbri on for him

We’ve been 1 pass away about 5 times. We’ll pick them off second half.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

If we get a quick second goal in the second half it will end up a cricket score.

Maybe for England

Originally Posted by dunk

Plenty tbh

It’s a card payment problem I’m told.

Maybe we shouldn’t blame the glazers then. Of all the things for them to #@&%! up, leeching money from the club and it’s fans would be the one thing you can count on them doing competently