Jamie Jackson

I cannot reccomend his substack highly enough. I thought being the worst journalist on the United beat would be a crowning achievement for the lad but it seems he can add being the worst poet in recorded history to the cv. If ChatGPT were to come up with a parody of a middle-aged bloke who tries his hand at writing despite no discernbile or even undiscernible talent then it could do worse than clone this lad.

this is what death will be

lying down

window open

summer

the choruses of birds

far off madrigals

finally hearing the world

beyond the world

then

another

silence.


goodbye.
xxx

Makes Giggseh look like John Donne

What

in the name of the world

is that THING - slime, viscera

on his finger?

https://youtu.be/HCuCiDaD-so

Please god someone remind me to cancel this subscription in a week

Poetry is opening your front door and letting the eagles fly in

alliterative names easy red flag isn't it?

Mount

it's genuinely baffling to me that he is able to make a living writing about football despite knowing nothing about writing or football

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

Please god someone remind me to cancel this subscription in a week

Poetry is opening your front door and letting the eagles fly in

Looks like a trampy Vidic.

FFS you've sent me down a rabbit hole. look at the state of this

https://jamiejackson.substack.com/p/...-today-because

Originally Posted by pedr0

FFS you've sent me down a rabbit hole. look at the state of this

https://jamiejackson.substack.com/p/...-today-because

giving RAWK a run for its money

my visage

#@&%!sure and true

she brought me cake as we laughed at your fools

#@&%!sure and true

#@&%!sure and true.

What is that pose he’s doing? Is that what passes for “cool” in the eyes of someone having a mid life crisis?

I just…

I can’t.

Originally Posted by pedr0

FFS you've sent me down a rabbit hole. look at the state of this

https://jamiejackson.substack.com/p/...-today-because

That could well be the worst collection of words on a page I've ever encountered. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

Hunter S Moleman

It's absolutely terrible. Will probably get a trendy award soon.

Looks like that weird @#%&! on Twitter/Tik Tok who does videos of himself crying at things that haven't happened.

I read a paragraph of that book he wrote under his pseudonym “Jamie paradise”. Absolute indecipherable waffle.

Night time cool the book’s called.

Originally Posted by pedr0

FFS you've sent me down a rabbit hole. look at the state of this

https://jamiejackson.substack.com/p/...-today-because

there were protests before against the glazers’ ownership;
the club shop had to be closed down;
avram glazer was here;
and on the pitch brighton gave erik a ‘welcome to the premier league’ he
did not wish;
christian eriksen and lisandro martinez made debuts; ronaldo came
on in the 2nd half but he and marcus R were toothless;
1-2 at the close and utd were a rabble; where is the pressing erik talked up…?
Old Trafford: a theatre of NIGHTMARES.

he actually thinks people will pay to read this twaddle

Just providing a snippet here but his writing is nothing if not consistent

PART 2: 'Two-brain' Joey Miller goes to the Lancaster-Morecambe borderlands to collect his supply of Es to punt out at the local pubs and boogie-woogie palaces and makes a discovery.

Joey pointed his Fiat 127 at Gerard Toces’ trailer.
Joey Miller in a lilac Marco O Polo tee, Classic Nouveau jeans, desert-coloured Clarkes. The look pronounced; the number of flying ones he gave numbering zero. He schooled up on Paninaro style: the Italian girls and boys who wore Stone Island, C.P. Company, deck shoes and suck-on-this shades. Joey had his own take, as he did with everything. He wore his hair long, admired himself in the mirror.

Why not? He knew what the lovely Nancy Kools called him on the sly: ‘Too-vain’. So? Everyone was vain – too much or not enough; vanity was the ultimate driving force, right? He understood this a long time ago.

He finished off the look with a pair of deal-with-it Ray-Ban aviators. He was a Lancaster Tom Cruise – Risky Business not cocktail. The Paninaro kids would approve; he never took the glasses off, in winter when it froze and in summer when it was hot, hitting the high 20s as did again today.

He was here on business.

“‘Two brain’ Joey Miller”
“Suck-on-this shades”
“Deal-with-it Ray Ban aviators”
“Lancaster Tom Cruise”

incredible