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Jamie Jackson
I cannot reccomend his substack highly enough. I thought being the worst journalist on the United beat would be a crowning achievement for the lad but it seems he can add being the worst poet in recorded history to the cv. If ChatGPT were to come up with a parody of a middle-aged bloke who tries his hand at writing despite no discernbile or even undiscernible talent then it could do worse than clone this lad.
this is what death will be lying down window open summer the choruses of birds far off madrigals finally hearing the world beyond the world then another silence. goodbye. xxx |
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FFS you've sent me down a rabbit hole. look at the state of this
https://jamiejackson.substack.com/p/...-today-because |
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Just providing a snippet here but his writing is nothing if not consistent
PART 2: 'Two-brain' Joey Miller goes to the Lancaster-Morecambe borderlands to collect his supply of Es to punt out at the local pubs and boogie-woogie palaces and makes a discovery. Joey pointed his Fiat 127 at Gerard Toces’ trailer. Joey Miller in a lilac Marco O Polo tee, Classic Nouveau jeans, desert-coloured Clarkes. The look pronounced; the number of flying ones he gave numbering zero. He schooled up on Paninaro style: the Italian girls and boys who wore Stone Island, C.P. Company, deck shoes and suck-on-this shades. Joey had his own take, as he did with everything. He wore his hair long, admired himself in the mirror. Why not? He knew what the lovely Nancy Kools called him on the sly: ‘Too-vain’. So? Everyone was vain – too much or not enough; vanity was the ultimate driving force, right? He understood this a long time ago. He finished off the look with a pair of deal-with-it Ray-Ban aviators. He was a Lancaster Tom Cruise – Risky Business not cocktail. The Paninaro kids would approve; he never took the glasses off, in winter when it froze and in summer when it was hot, hitting the high 20s as did again today. He was here on business. |
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