Patrice Evra slams French media as “bums and parasites”

Originally Posted by believe

looks like we've got ourselves a gentle artist.

I prefer punching people in the face too.

But Evra's limitations are unlikely to just be football related.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Stick to talking about Portuguese football pal.

Let's be honest, a midget like Lizarazu tends to train in shit like jiu-jitsu precisely because he can't beat anyone up.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

Let's be honest, a midget like Lizarazu tends to train in shit like jiu-jitsu precisely because he can't beat anyone up.

Overcoming size difference is one of the concepts of the martial art / sport. Which was what made the photo you posted rather amusing. And rather irrelevant.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Overcoming size difference is one of the concepts of the martial art / sport. Which was what made the photo you posted rather amusing. And rather irrelevant.

And overcoming the 'actually having to fight' aspect of fighting.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

And overcoming the 'actually having to fight' aspect of fighting.

It is used for self defence and combat. Are you new to martial arts? Similar concept running through all of them.

Originally Posted by Coracao

It is used for self defence and combat. Are you new to martial arts? Similar concept running through all of them.

That's great news for Lizarazu when he's trying to put another barefoot midget in an arm-bar on a mat where no punches/kicks are allowed.

It's not of particularly great use when he's got someone smacking him in the face.

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

That's great news for Lizarazu when he's trying to put another barefoot midget in an arm-bar on a mat where no punches/kicks are allowed.

It's not of particularly great use when he's got someone smacking him in the face.

Hate to break this to you pal. But most fights end up on the ground. Sounds like you haven't been in too many.

Originally Posted by Coracao

Hate to break this to you pal. But most fights end up on the ground. Sounds like you haven't been in too many.

Well, Lizarazu will be fine on the ground, as long as there's no

biting, hair pulling, putting fingers into the eyes or nose of one’s opponent, intentionally seeking to injure genitalia

the use of fists, feet, knees, elbows, or heads with the intention to hurt or gain unfair advantage.

Or indeed..

the use of foul language, cursing, or other immoral acts of disrespect towards the referee or any of the assisting public.

Otherwise, Evra will destroy him

I reckon Evra is a tough little bastard. I wouldn't fancy fighting him myself tbh.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

He was excellent last season you utter £#%&!ing dope.

Who Evra? If so are you taking the piss? has been dire for last 3 seasons the amount of time he get caught out of position is shocking.
He is ok going forward but can defend for shit latley. Love the guy but time to move on.