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Unread 22-08-2018, 07:43 PM
est.1878
 
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The ones by the electrical sub station....?

At the top near the spur. Was an affable traveller type there giving girls riding lessons . All very pleasant and then a larger horse came over , turned its back and started moving its fanny inside and out repeatedly. Wtfs that all about. i got the power pack.
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 07:43 PM
puressence
 
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Just seen Jose checking in at the Lowry happy as a pig in shit
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 07:44 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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At the top near the spur. Was an affable traveller type there giving girls riding lessons . All very pleasant and then a larger horse came over , turned its back and started moving its fanny inside and out repeatedly. Wtfs that all about. i got the power pack.


There’s loads of gypsys round here
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 07:46 PM
Cream
 
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At the top near the spur. Was an affable traveller type there giving girls riding lessons . All very pleasant and then a larger horse came over , turned its back and started moving its fanny inside and out repeatedly. Wtfs that all about. i got the power pack.
Never kissed a girl, pal?
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 07:57 PM
est.1878
 
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There’s loads of gypsys round here
Tbs

The horse(s?)in that manchester road barren field near the windmill pub need rspca'ing

Love horses hate united
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 08:03 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Tbs

The horse(s?)in that manchester road barren field near the windmill pub need rspca'ing

Love horses hate united
Theres 2....som old lady feeds them

Windmills boarded up now.....
 
Unread 22-08-2018, 08:12 PM
est.1878
 
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Theres 2....som old lady feeds them

Windmills boarded up now.....
Grim

Windmill has always been utter turd but spent lots of summer nights in the beer garden
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 12:05 AM
Part 36 Offer
 
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Never kissed a girl, pal?
esters is a legend; 100% he has rinsed 5 times the amount of birds you have, lad.
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 12:38 AM
Cream
 
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esters is a legend; 100% he has rinsed 5 times the amount of birds you have, lad.
There was a joke in there based on me not understanding the female anatomy.

You're a good kid, but ffs stay out of my lane.
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 02:11 AM
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There was a joke in there based on me not understanding the female anatomy.

You're a good kid, but ffs stay out of my lane.
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 06:52 AM
est.1878
 
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esters is a legend; 100% he has rinsed 5 times the amount of birds you have, lad.
And blokes
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 07:12 AM
Whip Hubley
 
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Just seen Jose checking in at the Lowry happy as a pig in shit
well that's not true you were still on your 10k
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 08:27 AM
My Name is Keith
 
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Tbs

The horse(s?)in that manchester road barren field near the windmill pub need rspca'ing

Love horses hate united
Easily one of the weirdest places in gm if not the world. Like a mad max set - you leave the m60 with it’s selfridges signs and immediately hit this barren backland of scabby horses surrounded by giant sewage pipes serving gigantic industrial cathedrals. Anaesthetised people (not you) wandering around in vests and slippers (you) pointing a cars (you again I’m afraid).

Always lock my doors when down there - always think I might get kidnapped.
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 08:52 AM
Seamus
 
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the crisis talks? another whopper from the poster
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 08:53 AM
andyroo
 
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And blokes
And horses apparently
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 08:55 AM
puressence
 
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well that's not true you were still on your 10k
wasnt
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 01:10 PM
est.1878
 
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Easily one of the weirdest places in gm if not the world. Like a mad max set - you leave the m60 with it’s selfridges signs and immediately hit this barren backland of scabby horses surrounded by giant sewage pipes serving gigantic industrial cathedrals. Anaesthetised people (not you) wandering around in vests and slippers (you) pointing a cars (you again I’m afraid).

Always lock my doors when down there - always think I might get kidnapped.
Mate arent you from bury?
 
Unread 23-08-2018, 06:20 PM
red in cumbria
 
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the crisis talks? another whopper from the poster
Just his defective hearing again, it appears. Really should get it seen to tbh.
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