Ronaldo or Keane

Seeing that picture, I was wondering who would be more important to us now if we go the chance to take either back in their primes.

Who would you have?

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

what an amazing response.

ditto

Wouldn't get into the team

Ronaldo now just because he'd put more points on the board and win matches single handedly.

Same as above, no matter how shit the team Ronaldo could win games on his own, with the current crop of shit@#%&!s around him Keane's contribution would be more limited. That and he'd probably spontaneously combust every game.

Ronaldo. He could produce a bit of magic just when we needed it.

His scoring record since leaving makes me weep.

As good as Keane was and I am a devotee of Maurice . Ronaldo scores 40 goals a season.

He's scored 16 goals in the champions league alone this season . which is almost as many as wiggy has scored all season .

Another questionable poll imo. Siders has a lot to answer for.

Would love to watch a proper midfielder at United tbh, but even Keane would vote for The Magnificent Bastard™. "This boy with that much talent, £80million looks cheap for him"

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Another questionable poll imo. Siders has a lot to answer for.

Would love to watch a proper midfielder at United tbh, but even Keane would vote for The Magnificent Bastard™. "This boy with that much talent, £80million looks cheap for him"

Whilst I agree, on all counts, what we're really missing is a leader and Keane has got a cause for election based on that.

I vote Ronaldo btw.

it's like asking an orphan who'd they'd rather have back.

Mam (ronaldo)

Dad (keano)

Dad can protect you, toughen you up but ultimately is a negative influence and brings misery and anxiety into the home.
Mam is a slapper. Has zero morals. can suck start a lawnmower and does it just to show that it can, in front of everyone. But has amazing baps. Truly amazing baps. And just keeps buying you shit. You can have 3 ps4s f you want. Want a car? no problem. Just don't moan when you find her all over your mates when they visit.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

it's like asking an orphan who'd they'd rather have back.

Mam (ronaldo)

Dad (keano)

Dad can protect you, toughen you up but ultimately is a negative influence and brings misery and anxiety into the home.
Mam is a slapper. Has zero morals. can suck start a lawnmower and does it just to show that it can, in front of everyone. But has amazing baps. Truly amazing baps. And just keeps buying you shit. You can have 3 ps4s f you want. Want a car? no problem. Just don't moan when you find her all over your mates when they visit.

Are you trying to tell us Ronaldo is your mum?

Originally Posted by believe

Whilst I agree, on all counts, what we're really missing is a leader and Keane has got a cause for election based on that.

I vote Ronaldo btw.

See what your saying about Keane, and it would make sense in almost every scenario except the one in which he's pitted against one of the finest players to ever play the game, and when I say 1 of, we're talking possibly 3 at the most who are anywhere near him.

Originally Posted by believe

Whilst I agree, on all counts, what we're really missing is a leader and Keane has got a cause for election based on that.

I vote Ronaldo btw.

tbf, Ronaldo's become a pretty good leader at Real Madrid. Obviously doesn't dish out slaps in training etc.

£#%&!ing sick of the collection of @#%&! United have to pick from

Originally Posted by believe

Are you trying to tell us Ronaldo is your mum?

I wish!!

if he was i'd set him up with your dad (rooney) and we can relive the glory years once again

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

I wish!!

if he was i'd set him up with your dad (rooney) and we can relive the glory years once again

Ronaldo you bloody loony tune bellers

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

Ronaldo you bloody loony tune bellers

I voted Ronaldo you £#%&!ing #@&%!.

Originally Posted by believe

I voted Ronaldo you £#%&!ing #@&%!.

Why are you even asking the question ffs

"Do you want to bang the arse off Rachel Riley or Dot Cotton"

"Why are being such a @#%&!"

"What, I voted for Rachel Riley"

"oh well in that case, it's a totally reasonable question" :spacker: