Bayern v Real Madrid 2nd leg

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Can I just ask, did you meet a fan of every £#%&!ing German football team in Gran Canaria last week?

I wonder if there's German lads on a bayern forum talking about a Kürbisheaded buffoon from Manchester who thinks bale is Scheiße?

Ffs

No, just Hamburg, Dortmand and a shitload of Munich fans

They certainly aren't talking about a complete non entity in Australia, that's for £#%&!ing sure.

Achtung mein freulein! Das Englishman has ein uber grosse kopf!

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Sub standard logos & pre match pics, no significant giffage and a lack of match days squads. Very poor start to the thread :shakehead:

Great contest. Looking forward to the worldy passing vs brutal counter attacks. Suspect Madrid will go through tonight. Viva Ronaldo

This. at least there is the prospect of a decent match having had to endure moyes utd . can see RM scoring a couple and rocking BM to their core.

Ronaldo & Bale fully fit + Bayern high line = Rapetime.

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

I seem to be the only person in the universe distinctly underwhelmed and unimpressed by Guardiola's Bayern.

Nope and his barca side bored the £#%&! out of me too.

Great for results but shit to watch/play against.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

Nope and his barca side bored the £#%&! out of me too.

Great for results but shit to watch/play against.

same.

bayern were thrilling to watch last season. Tedious 2 witness this.

I was shot down by the tongue cluckers for saying barcelona were boring. They were. they were like a python choking the opposition until they suffocated and then they beat them with a hammer. Because the python could also operate a hammer. Don't ask me how.
This bayern side is like your classic python, has little hammer wielding abilities, if you let it, it will eventually clock you in the bonce, but ultimately it has about 2/3 swings in it tops.
Last year Bayern were like an early war blitzkrieg movement. Who would win in a fight? a blitzkrieg or a python? exactly.

I don't think they're as boring as people bitching about how boring they are.

Having seen some of the alternatives I'm sure I could be prepared to put up with United playing like that.

Originally Posted by andyroo

I don't think they're as boring as people bitching about how boring they are.

Having seen some of the alternatives I'm sure I could be prepared to put up with United playing like that.

bitching?

can't say anything these days without it being 'bitching'.

heinous 2 observe.

Wasn't specifically referring to your comments tbh. Just you hear this all the time.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

same.

bayern were thrilling to watch last season. Tedious 2 witness this.

I was shot down by the tongue cluckers for saying barcelona were boring. They were. they were like a python choking the opposition until they suffocated and then they beat them with a hammer. Because the python could also operate a hammer. Don't ask me how.
This bayern side is like your classic python, has little hammer wielding abilities, if you let it, it will eventually clock you in the bonce, but ultimately it has about 2/3 swings in it tops.
Last year Bayern were like an early war blitzkrieg movement. Who would win in a fight? a blitzkrieg or a python? exactly.

The worst thing that could happen is if Chelsea and Bayern get to the final. It'll be an utter £#%&!ing borefest of watching Chelsea all camped in their own half whilst Bayern pass it 75 times sideways across the pitch.

Best result is a Madrid derby final.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

The worst thing that could happen is if Chelsea and Bayern get to the final. It'll be an utter £#%&!ing borefest of watching Chelsea all camped in their own half whilst Bayern pass it 75 times sideways across the pitch.

Best result is a Madrid derby final.

Jose to deny Real Madrid 'La Decima' in Lisbon.

Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex

same.

bayern were thrilling to watch last season. Tedious 2 witness this.

I was shot down by the tongue cluckers for saying barcelona were boring. They were. they were like a python choking the opposition until they suffocated and then they beat them with a hammer. Because the python could also operate a hammer. Don't ask me how.
This bayern side is like your classic python, has little hammer wielding abilities, if you let it, it will eventually clock you in the bonce, but ultimately it has about 2/3 swings in it tops.
Last year Bayern were like an early war blitzkrieg movement. Who would win in a fight? a blitzkrieg or a python? exactly.

My favourite thing on the internet ever. Scarily accurate recreation of the way my brain works too.

Bravo

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Jose to deny Real Madrid 'La Decima' in Lisbon.

Imagine Florentino's face if that happened

Bad rep off Watcher for dissing his beloved Pep :shakehead:



Careful lads, we've hit a nerve

Originally Posted by bigMikeA

Bad rep off Watcher for dissing his beloved Pep :shakehead:



Careful lads, we've hit a nerve

saffers must be shitting himself.

Kevin Kilbane : "Real Madrid will get to the final because Gareth Bale deserves it"

Originally Posted by Mr Castro

Kevin Kilbane : "Real Madrid will get to the final because Gareth Bale deserves it"

No fun : Kevin Kilbane should be stabbed because he deserves it

Originally Posted by The Watcher

Jose to deny Real Madrid 'La Decima' in Lisbon.

It is written. Well, maybe.....

Originally Posted by andyroo

I don't think they're as boring as people b*tching about how boring they are.

Having seen some of the alternatives I'm sure I could be prepared to put up with United playing like that.

Remember watching Pep's Barcelona beat Real Madrid 5-0 and issuing regular drubbings in Europe. Couldn't believe how dull they were, tbh.

Bayern have lost some of their edge. Pep admits that. The drop in intensity in their league campaign has cost them. Their passing and build-up in the opening stages in Madrid was superb, but what we've been seeing recently is a Bayern side a bit off their game.

The difference is that when they're off their game and not playing well, they still dominate and still usually get decent results.