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I went through a period of doing it around 2000 until one time I scraped of the top of my swede in the shower with a bic razor. Didn’t stop bleeding for hours. Tbf I was a lot bigger back then than I am now and even the blokes in the local curry house used to call me Uncle Fester. Dark times
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Slapheads are going to be shown a lot more compassion from me from now on. I had no idea what a sorry existence it was behind closed doors. |
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I don’t have my magnificent mane just so some slaphead can cheat and get his arse hair stitched into his inferior noggin. |
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£#%&!ed if I can remember what the name of the town is but the flight there and back is all full of similar sad sacks as well as women getting plastic surgery. The return leg looks like a doctors station in the Somme. |
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Wasn't Heathers on one of these flights Poor fella |
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