Make a specific prediction for the upcoming season

Chelski will implode after winning the pl last season

They always do for some reason

The first player to be done restrospectively for diving will be a United player.

Morata/Lacazette will score on their debut and Lukaku won't and people will compare their transfer fees

Lukaku will score a hat trick on his debut Morata won't score and the papers will say Mourinho is a genius.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Lukaku will score a hat trick on his debut Morata won't score and the papers will say Mourinho is a genius.

Hope so Hedgers

Matic will have a severe dip in form after 3 excellent games from the start but come back in final third of the season.

Pogba will get an assist a game until Stoke in September when he'll get badly injured by Shawcross.

Lukaku will be top scorer, beating Kane by 2.

Rashford/ Lukaku pairing will be more fruitful than Martial/ Lukaku.

Pogba will be the best midfielder in the league but will be criticised for costing £90m and being more expensive than Kante.

Lots of grown fat men will wear tight fitting football shirts with the names of their teenage hero's on the back in public and think they look good.

Rooney ankle injury by october

We draw villa away in fa cup

Spurs lose three league games in a row at wembley

We'll start slow and struggle for a couple of months, then we'll kick on and finish the season very good. We'll do well in the CL...

Spurs will struggle on all fronts

Conte will get the sack.

the sickly smarm-coated TV coverage of the PL will get even worse.

MOTD will start showing women's football BEFORE the PL games on a Saturday night.

Sparky will see his arse at least 100 times in match threads.

Mourinho will be banned from the touchline for at least two games during the season.

The company responsible for searching people as they enter the ground will lose the contract

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Spurs won't finish top 6 and Alli and Kane will leave next Summer. Sorry FG.

Not to worry, he will probably be supporting Liverpool by then

We won't score more than 3 goals in any one game this season.

a united player will be sent off in the first game of the season.

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

a united player will be sent off in the first game of the season.

Frank McAvennie?

Originally Posted by TheFatGoth

We won't score more than 3 goals in any one game this season.

Cue 4 goals versus Wham then

Originally Posted by Time For Heroes

Cue 4 goals versus Wham then

https://youtu.be/hktHI4fGydE