England v Russia 11/06/2016 8pm ko itv

Its the turn of the mighty Russians v England .. vague team news many saying vardy will be dropped for this .. praying we beat England but the utd players do well . will Marcus get a run out I doubt it very much will smalling or rooney be blamed id imagine so and will the knuckle draggers be throwing bottles at the police whilst singing no surrender to the ira from inside an irish bar .... stayed tuned its on itv can hardly contain myself ... Ну вы могучий русских уничтожить Англии

Hope Russia win, all the united players in the squad get sent off, the Russian hooligans and French cops join forces to kick £#%&! out of the England fans, gabby yorath gets her busters out and ISIS behead Shearer live on air


Would settle for England getting beat tbh

Spend probably 10-15% of my time trying to do a Roy hodgson impression.

Family have finally come round to appreciate my efforts and I'm now ASKED to say 'roman reigns at the royal rumble' fairly regularly.

Note that Roy has a very melancholy voice - almost tearful at times.

Stays on here.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Spend probably 10-15% of my time trying to do a Roy hodgson impression.

Family have finally come round to appreciate my efforts and I'm now ASKED to say 'roman reigns at the royal rumble' fairly regularly.

Note that Roy has a very melancholy voice - almost tearful at times.

Stays on here.

Can you do the owl face ?

Originally Posted by no fun

Can you do the owl face ?

Have to do a bit of facial work to master the effect but it's not my strong point. Available for radio gigs if anyone is interested?

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Have to do a bit of facial work to master the effect but it's not my strong point. Available for radio gigs if anyone is interested?

I'd pay quite handsomely for a bespoke voicemail.

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Have to do a bit of facial work to master the effect but it's not my strong point. Available for radio gigs if anyone is interested?

You're clearly not taking it seriously

Stay up late tonight, sit on the shed roof, try and turn your head 360 degrees and keep a lookout for mice

Once you are " in character" the face comes easy

Where's the best place for a Russia flag??

Originally Posted by Fergie out 89

Where's the best place for a Russia flag??

Up a flagpole I'd say

Originally Posted by puressence

Its the turn of the mighty Russians v England .. vague team news many saying vardy will be dropped for this .. praying we beat England but the utd players do well . will Marcus get a run out I doubt it very much will smalling or rooney be blamed id imagine so and will the knuckle draggers be throwing bottles at the police whilst singing no surrender to the ira from inside an irish bar .... stayed tuned its on itv can hardly contain myself ... Ну вы могучий русских уничтожить Англии

Hilariously ironic that a Russian calls the English knuckledraggers

Originally Posted by no fun

Hope Russia win, all the united players in the squad get sent off, the Russian hooligans and French cops join forces to kick £#%&! out of the England fans, gabby yorath gets her busters out and ISIS behead Shearer live on air


Would settle for England getting beat tbh

That's probably your best ever post . Bravo sir .

Originally Posted by no fun

Hope Russia win, all the united players in the squad get sent off, the Russian hooligans and French cops join forces to kick £#%&! out of the England fans, gabby yorath gets her busters out and ISIS behead Shearer live on air


Would settle for England getting beat tbh

Originally Posted by irk

I'd pay quite handsomely for a bespoke voicemail.

Strangely, I offered a similar service on red issue moons ago - think there were actually some takers for my take on that Indian guy of Corrie who was married to Deirdre and had that grating over acting 'scream if you wanna go faaaarster' type intonation.

Originally Posted by kangared

hilariously ironic that a russian calls the english knuckledraggers

russian ?

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Strangely, I offered a similar service on red issue moons ago - think there were actually some takers for my take on that Indian guy of Corrie who was married to Deirdre and had that grating over acting 'scream if you wanna go faaaarster' type intonation.

You £#%&!ing monster

Samir was Moroccan, not Indian, and he donated a kidney to our Tracey on his deathbed

Lazy racial stereotyping, I'm surprised you aren't In Marseille enjoying a full English and a pint of Guinness with gaz and daz from Mansfield

Originally Posted by Kangared

Hilariously ironic that a Russian calls the English knuckledraggers

This guy bloody hates people slagging the english off, absolutely hates it

Originally Posted by Kangared

Hilariously ironic that a Russian calls the English knuckledraggers

But racist that.

The Russians are probably the only lot less charming than the English.

Originally Posted by puressence

russian ?

Fools Russian where Angles fear to tread.

Originally Posted by andyroo

The Russians are probably the only lot less charming than the English.



Fools Russian where Angles fear to tread.

The norn Irish aren't that pleasant

Originally Posted by no fun

The norn Irish aren't that pleasant

Oh yeah.

(Subtle Ash reference. Though they're good nordies.)