The Utd aggro thread.

I'm sure some of you would have been involved in a ruck because of Utd. Be it at the game or in the boozer. Here's your chance to tell some stories of what you've been up to in the past.

Please note I don't condone this type of behaviour, blah blah blah.

Anyhoo, to start off with

Utd v Juventus, European Cup semi-final in Turin. Walking towards the stadium after a day on the pop, this big £#%&!ing Italian guy with a black eye approached me. He was about 6 foot 6 and built like a brick shit house. He kept barging into me and saying "Manchester, you fight" I thought I was gonna get leathered as he kept doing it and there was loads of Italians looking over at what was going on.

I thought to myself, 'I've got one chance here' and planted a right hook straight in his kipper. I knocked him clean out and he fell into a souvenir stall which collapsed on him. For some reason I just started laughing and walked to my turnstlye thinking I was Rocky. The old bill saw what had happened but did £#%&! all about it. I still think back to that day and realise how lucky I got.

God I'm £#%&!ing hard

So fellow Tissuers, any stories? I've got a couple more regarding cITEH and a belter from 99 against the scousers.

I slipped over on White City car park on an icy November evening about 5 years ago.

i once threw my chips at some birmingham fans

thats about it.

Thats the only trouble ive ever seen at old trafford

Outside OT when Forrest beat us in the cup.
Used all my wind-milling skills.

United Everton early 80s they broke the escort and ran down to White City. Quite a few wern't able to run back.

The 5-1 at Maine Road, skirmished all the way back into town. Met up with our blue mates in Prestwich and we started to knock shit out of eachother.

[quote=punk_football;110028]i once threw my chips at some birmingham fans

i wacked a city fan to death with an inflatable banana

Forecourt after the dippers last season. Some mickey got launched and dropped his inflatable European cup. I jumped on it, two footed, and the £#%&!er didn't burst. I slid off it and landed on the point of my arse, and had to do that strange walk you do when you hurt your arse all the way to the pub, with a wet patch on the back of me pants.

Originally Posted by shyteds

Outside OT when Forrest beat us in the cup.
Used all my wind-milling skills.

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I was there for that, £#%&!in' carnage on the forcourt.

Bramhall Lane early 90's. kicked off after the game. utensils from the hotdog and burger stands came into play. they were chucked around like javelins. messy! nft.

@#%&!ted a utd fan in the league final in 1992 and @#%&!ted an arsenal fan who sat in k stand years ago

I once had a half time poo and when I'd finised the lock on the door wouldn't open and then I had a panic attack.

Galatasaray vs United 94-95 in Istanbul. Walking towards the stadium after a day on the pop, 50 of these big £#%&!ing Turkish guys with a black eye's approached me. They were all about 10 foot 6 and built like a brick shit house.
Thye kept barging into me and saying "Manchester, you fight" I thought I was gonna get leathered as they kept doing it and there was loads of Turks looking over at what was going on.

I thought to myself, 'I've got one chance here' and planted a right hook straight into all of their kippers with one punch. I knocked them all clean out and they fell into some souvenir stalls which collapsed on them. For some reason I just started laughing and walked to my turnstlye thinking I was Rocky. The old bill saw what had happened but did £#%&! all about it. I still think back to that day and realise how lucky they were that i didnt leather them all further.

from the late 70's early 80's, plus the stories are more or less the same including the obligatory embellishments.

Then I hit 40 and got prescribed glasses, and the stories just dried up.

Ms Trop to stop talking over the telly during the second half against Wigan last season.



I've been paying for it ever since.

real madrid vs United 02-03 in madrid. Walking towards the stadium after a day on the pop, 50 of these big £#%&!ing spanish guys with a black eye's approached me. They were all about 10 foot 6 and built like a brick shit house.
Thye kept barging into me and saying "Manchester, you fight" I thought I was gonna get leathered as they kept doing it and there was loads of ultras looking over at what was going on.

I thought to myself, 'I've got one chance here' and planted a right hook straight into all of their kippers with one punch. I knocked them all clean out and they fell into some souvenir stalls which collapsed on them. For some reason I just started laughing and walked to my turnstlye thinking I was Rocky. The old bill saw what had happened but did £#%&! all about it. I still think back to that day and realise how lucky they were that i didnt leather them all further.

I took a kicking on the way back to our car in Stoke early 90's. I wasn't causing the aggro, and was hopelessly outnumbered.

Nowt

Arsenal vs United 06-07 in London. Walking towards the stadium after a day on the pop, 50 of these big £#%&!ing Tarquin guys with a black eye's approached me. They were all about 30 foot 6 and built like a brick out house.
Thye kept barging into me and saying "Manchester, you fight" I thought I was gonna get leathered as they kept doing it and there was loads of Tarquins looking over at what was going on.

I thought to myself, 'I've got one chance here' and planted a right hook straight into all of their kippers with one punch. I knocked them all clean out and they fell into some souvenir stalls which collapsed on them. For some reason I just started laughing and walked to my turnstlye thinking I was Rocky. The old bill saw what had happened but did £#%&! all about it. I still think back to that day and realise how lucky they were that i didnt leather them all further.

I remeber in the 80s when I was about 13 I went to United on me own. I got to Piccadilly and walked down the front and stopped off in a caff for some brekkie. There I was stuffing a load of eggs and bacon down me neck when in walked a load of Millwall. Without warning they just started to smack shit out of the whole place, tables and chairs going over, window put through etc. What sticks in my mind though is this huge fat suvvner pointing at me to his mates while I tried to finish me food and saying, "Leyve ve boiy".

I can see one or two people aren't taking this thread seriously

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I remeber in the 80s when I was about 13 I went to United on me own. I got to Piccadilly and walked down the front and stopped off in a caff for some brekkie. There I was stuffing a load of eggs and bacon down me neck when in walked a load of Millwall. Without warning they just started to smack shit out of the whole place, tables and chairs going over, window put through etc. What sticks in my mind though is this huge fat suvvner pointing at me to his mates while I tried to finish me food and saying, "Leyve ve boiy".

Reminds me of the time I went to Millwall watching Bournemouth with some mates from Poole, (just a one off) anyway we go on a huge pub crawl, and after a while I'm £#%&!ed, and start swaying and singing, we were walking towards the ground and spotted a boozer we decided to go in for a last pint, so I flung open the doors (in a John Wayne stylee) and shouted United! cue Benny Hill style chase.

I got caught a bit further up the road and was promptly weighed in, didn't hurt till the morning, and still went to the game.