berbatov song competition

Originally Posted by Teville

Great line about the yoghurt. Your clearly a man in the know

It was the last thing that rhymed with Bulgaria.

Originally Posted by puressence

your shit

good point. You should start a thread

Originally Posted by Grimson

It was the last thing that rhymed with Bulgaria.

Bulgarian yoghurt is magic. So much so every Jap knows about it, apparently - to them its the Champagne of Yoghurts (due to the healthy bacteria - Lacto bacterium Bulgaricum and Streptococcus Thermophilus. 200,000 tonnes of it eaten in Japan every year.

Don't be ashamed to admit your genius, Grimson. You're really really good at song writing.

To the dodgy Cindy Lauper song

Phone rings in the middle of the night
Fergie says do you wanna play for us son
and Dimi says I wanna play with Paul Scholes
Cause Berbs justs wanna score goals
Yhea Berbs justs wanna score goals

Berbie, Berbie, give me your answer, do
I'm going crazy waiting to see what you'll do
Will you become a legend
Or a lazy Bulgarian #@&%!

Oh tell me do,
What is it with you
Did we get ripped off by the Tottenham Chairman

Dimitar Berbatov,
we got a call from citeh
will you please £#%&! off


if he doesn't buck up his ideas soon, I'll be singing this

Originally Posted by class of 68

Dimitar Berbatov,
we got a call from citeh
will you please £#%&! off


if he doesn't buck up his ideas soon, I'll be singing this

I thought you went to the game Sunday

were you too busy looking at Stretters hat

he was amazing in the first half then picked up again when Rooney came on

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

I thought you went to the game Sunday

were you too busy looking at Stretters hat

he was amazing in the first half then picked up again when Rooney came on

inconsistency, head down, turns his head far too often and misses opportunities to receive the ball because of it, he is frustrating to watch when he hasn't got the ball.

In fairness to him sometimes he's found space but when he is seen by team mates and doesn't get the pass he wants, he'll drop his head even turn his back on play in doing so isn't aware so many times where the ball is. Then misses out on receiving the ball when his team mates do actually see him.

my jury is still out, he is economically sound,
i.e, yards he's run to goal ratio
but frustrates me no end

re stretters hat, it is a sexy hat

Originally Posted by class of 68

inconsistency, head down, turns his head far too often and misses opportunities to receive the ball because of it, he is frustrating to watch when he hasn't got the ball.

In fairness to him sometimes he's found space but when he is seen by team mates and doesn't get the pass he wants, he'll drop his head even turn his back on play in doing so isn't aware so many times where the ball is. Then misses out on receiving the ball when his team mates do actually see him.

my jury is still out, he is economically sound,
i.e, yards he's run to goal ratio
but frustrates me no end

re stretters hat, it is a sexy hat

he's better than Tevez for the way we play imo

that's Berbie not Stretters

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

he's better than Tevez for the way we play imo

that's Berbie not Stretters

Berb's the exact opposite of Tevez,

Tevez runs around like a jack russle chasing a ball in the park,
Tevez, if there is such a thing as works too hard, he could learn from Berbie in as much as having a look at ''what's on'' before you get the ball, Berbie plays some great little passes, Tevez gets the ball runs around a hell of a lot before seeing what he's going to do with the ball. A blend of the two would be ideal

Originally Posted by class of 68

Berb's the exact opposite of Tevez,

Tevez runs around like a jack russle chasing a ball in the park,
Tevez, if there is such a thing as works too hard, he could learn from Berbie in as much as having a look at ''what's on'' before you get the ball, Berbie plays some great little passes, Tevez gets the ball runs around a hell of a lot before seeing what he's going to do with the ball. A blend of the two would be ideal

an electric moose, according to fergie. i love that quote.



if we're just throwing random songs in then £#%&! it............
I'm in the stretford end, nani's got the ball
he gives it to anderson, we're all standing there in awe
he's got his hand up we all know he's gunna score

just give it Dimitar berb-a-tov
just give it Dimitar berb-a-tov

we'll go to anfield and we'll shake them to the core
we'll just give him the ball and beat them like before
there'll be tears in may when we make 18 all
Oh we'll win the league again
Oh we'll win the league again
Oh we'll win the league again

just give it Dimitar berb-a-tov
just give it Dimitar berb-a-tov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPq9tF1FbnA

Originally Posted by class of 68

inconsistency, head down, turns his head far too often and misses opportunities to receive the ball because of it, he is frustrating to watch when he hasn't got the ball.

In fairness to him sometimes he's found space but when he is seen by team mates and doesn't get the pass he wants, he'll drop his head even turn his back on play in doing so isn't aware so many times where the ball is. Then misses out on receiving the ball when his team mates do actually see him.

my jury is still out, he is economically sound,
i.e, yards he's run to goal ratio
but frustrates me no end

re stretters hat, it is a sexy hat

That's a poor song tbf.

Originally Posted by Grimson

That's a poor song tbf.

prog rock is making a comeback mate,
it's a great ditty,
some wonderful time signature changes in there
it's a belter I thee

its berbatov day

one for the derby:

adebayor
adebaaayyooorrr
cost less than berbatov
'cos dimi scores more

Show me the Berbatov goals
The hatrick he scored against the scouse
He broke their granny stabbing murdering hearts
While they ate rats in their council house

Berba is ace
Liverpool are shit
Manchester United
La la la la la

Dimitar, wooooh
Dimitar, wooooh
He comes from Bulgaria
He kicked the scousers in a sensitive area
Dimitar, wooooh...