Jonathan David

Used to love Korn tbh

Originally Posted by Pop

We had a Jonathan in our primary classes. Posh egghead c***, used to read Charles d***ens novels and write reviews of them, at that age! He wanted to be a volcanologist when he grew up no less.

Last I heard he went mental and is married to a bloke.

From what you've described, are you sure he wasn't called Jacob? And it was Rees-Mogg?

https://youtu.be/K3xIib0VE_4

Is he Yonatan Daveed or big standard jonathan David, like Larry David and jonathan woodgate?

Happily take old yonatan. I like yonatan. But not some gimp called jonathan.

Originally Posted by tatty

Can’t be having a bloke with 2 first names.

Same.
John Terry
David James
Rob Lee
Michael Owen
Jody Morris

Bin.

Originally Posted by Arnold Muhren

Jody Morris

Jody is a woman's name but Morris is an appropriate surname tbf.

Lee Grant

Would take Reece James tomorrow

Park Ji Sung Park

George Finidi George

Right then…

Nigel Martyn

Reece James
John Terry
Steve Bruce
Jamal Lewis


Ryan Fraser
Gareth Barry
Ryan Mason
Charlie Adam

Jason Lee 🍍
Michael Owen

1-1.

This guy is the truth.

Could be a smart move with all eyes on Darwin.

Originally Posted by tatty

Can’t be having a bloke with 2 first names.

£#%&!ing hairdresser