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Unread 03-11-2010, 05:53 PM
The Return of JC
 
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Well, I found it funny.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201010283201/
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 05:54 PM
andyroo
 
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Unread 03-11-2010, 05:57 PM
PaulParkers
 
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£#%&!ing hell titanics ahoy this aft
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 05:57 PM
Pop
 
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Unread 03-11-2010, 05:59 PM
Ginners
 
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hadnt seen it, JC YHGR
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:01 PM
The Return of JC
 
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Originally Posted by Ginners
hadnt seen it, JC YHGR
Thank you, Ginners.

*JC makes very deliberate head turn and casts scathing glance at PPP*

 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:03 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Mr The Return of,

You stand here before us accused of not spending every waking hour of every day on this forum making mental notes of all the threads and links herein posted and thereafter assessing the content of your own thread using the search function.

How do you plead?
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:04 PM
PaulParkers
 
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Originally Posted by The Return of JC
Thank you, Ginners.

*JC makes very deliberate head turn and casts scathing glance at PPP*

Quote:
Originally Posted by My Name is Keith
Mr The Return of,

You stand here before us accused of not spending every waking hour of every day on this forum making mental notes of all the threads and links herein posted and thereafter assessing the content of your own thread using the search function.

How do you plead?
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:06 PM
The Return of JC
 
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Well, I'm sorry for not being on here for every second of every day like you forum-dwelling turds!

What dya expect me to do? Trawl the whole website to ensure that I don't, God-Forbid, waste the time of people who are on here all day who, Jesus I can't believe i'm saying this, might have to see a link to something they've ALREADY READ!!

Holy shit!!! You've already seen it?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

You can only imagine my embarrassment. Is there anything I can do? Money? Perhaps I could paint your house or offer you my daughter to be 'phased in'....anything?....

Seriously, I try to bring a little bit of humour in the middle of a haerd-working week and THIS is the thanks i get. I don't know why I bother you ungrateful bunch of smelly £#%&!arses!

Anyway, I'm off now. Y'all take care of yourselves, ya hear?
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:07 PM
The Return of JC
 
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Beat me to it!

Still think mine is funnier though.....
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:08 PM
PaulParkers
 
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I think the titanic bullshit should be a banning offence FWIW. Who actually gives shit if somethings already been mentioned ffs.

Ginners probbly started it all the twerp
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:09 PM
Ginners
 
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bake him away, toys
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:10 PM
Zorg
 
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bake him away, toys
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:10 PM
Sloppy
 
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http://www.utdforum.com/forum/search.php
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:15 PM
Ginners
 
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I think the titanic bullshit should be a banning offence FWIW. Who actually gives shit if somethings already been mentioned ffs.

Ginners probbly started it all the twerp
you arsewipe, not only a few moments ago you were titanicing poor old no fun. i very rarely do such a thing you will find.
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:16 PM
silv
 
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Unread 03-11-2010, 06:18 PM
borsuk
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes
I think the titanic bullshit should be a banning offence FWIW. Who actually gives shit if somethings already been mentioned ffs.

Ginners probbly started it all the twerp
there was a thread on that the other week ffs
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:27 PM
The Return of JC
 
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there was a thread on that the other week ffs
And I didn't see it. Big whoop. If someone suggests a tv programme from the previous week, do you give them a big thumbs down and say 'OH FOR £#%&!'S SAKE! Yes, it was on last week, you IDIOT!'
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:29 PM
Ginners
 
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And I didn't see it. Big whoop. If someone suggests a tv programme from the previous week, do you give them a big thumbs down and say 'OH FOR £#%&!'S SAKE! Yes, it was on last week, you IDIOT!'
possible whoosh there, unless im being whooshed.

(whooshing is fine btw)
 
Unread 03-11-2010, 06:30 PM
The Return of JC
 
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Oh, and not you specifically, Borsuk. 'one'.
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