Romelu Lukaku

Originally Posted by sa7

The £#%&!ing manager should be stopping them going out in such unprofessional underpants.

This all boils down to Mourinho’s lack of leadership. So indicative of the decline in standards he’s overseen.

Bet they’re all wearing their day of the week socks on any given day on a whim. Shambolic club.

Stupid @#%&!. Similar to attention seeking bastards who post online “OMG IT’S ONLY 26 WEEKS UNTIL XMAS LOL!!!!!111one”

Originally Posted by YCSYFEUYA

Stupid @#%&!. Similar to attention seeking bastards who post online “OMG IT’S ONLY 26 WEEKS UNTIL XMAS LOL!!!!!111one”

Wow. Very harsh on throw.

Originally Posted by Sapien

Wow. Very harsh on throw.

Is it, though?

I always wear xmas underpants That is to say:

There'sno balls in the front and a yule log in the back.

Eh lads? Eh?

Sack of shit.

Worthless lump of @#%&!.

Isn’t getting fed the ball right where he needs it then he is a waste of oxygen.

Dross sack of %@#$&!s.

Absolutely unequivocally tragic today. Like playing with a £#%&!ing sasquatch up front.

How the £#%&! have we gone from Van Nistelrooy, Van Persie, Cole, Rooney to this £#%&!ing inconsistent lump?

Originally Posted by Cream

Sack of shit.

He isn't even that good. Shit is useful.

Utter trash. He may not get a lot of service but when he does he is woeful, from punting it to touch while the defender was still a good three yards away from him to not reacting when the the Wolves defence missed the ball, will never have what it takes to lead the line for a top team.

He’s a really good PL striker but he isn’t top class and needs chances created for him

Does anyone really expect him to do something special when he gets the ball in the final third....that’s the problem

If we want to get back to competing with the best sides in Europe then we need to do better than him

Originally Posted by ScarFace

He isn't even that good. Shit is useful.

True.

For instance, you could throw shit at him, have him collect the shit into a sack, then stuff his @#%&! head into it and choke to death.

Robin van Persie to this...

He's on the same level as Andy Cole, Sheringham, Hughes, Solskaer was for us.

Top striker but not world class like Rooney, Van Nistelrooy & Van Persie

Originally Posted by Red Santos

He's on the same level as Andy Cole, Sheringham, Hughes, Solskaer was for us.

Top striker but not world class like Rooney, Van Nistelrooy & Van Persie

Is he £#%&!ers like.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

He's on the same level as Andy Cole, Sheringham, Hughes, Solskaer was for us.

Top striker but not world class like Rooney, Van Nistelrooy & Van Persie

He's Dion Dublin level with worse control.

Originally Posted by Red Santos

He's on the same level as Andy Cole, Sheringham, Hughes, Solskaer was for us.

Top striker but not world class like Rooney, Van Nistelrooy & Van Persie

He's a glorified Hernandez. Rarely ever scores a goal that isn't on a plate and actually not that clinical.

Not a hater, but when he's bad he is £#%&!ing bad

Originally Posted by Red Santos

He's on the same level as Andy Cole, Sheringham, Hughes, Solskaer was for us.

What?

His movement is crap too often. Goes passive/static, relies on perfect service and his first touch working.

Comparing him to someone like Cole is an insult. Cole was an erratic finisher but his movement was sensational, nightmare to mark, always on the move, quick, clever feet and creative mind. Hughes was peerless with his back to goal bringing others into play.

Lukaku is too one dimensional, will always get a decent goal tally but his all round game is lacking.