OFFICIAL: Manchester United v Norwich City: cardies, canaries and a drunken Bellers

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/678147275336585216

“There are more or less three players who are trained this week, for a full week, so that’s not bad,” the manager told MUTV at the Aon Training Complex. “The players who have trained this week are Rooney, Herrera, Smalling and Young is also coming back I think, but we have to wait and see.

"We have to decide if they can play or not because some players like Herrera have already been 'out of the office' for three or four weeks.”

2-0 Utd. Unlikely to be a great performance, but good enough to beat Norwich. The same shitstorm surrounding LVG will continue regardless. Happy xmas.

No way I'm making this tbf

Can't wait to hear how proud everyone is after we draw 0-0

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can't wait to hear how proud everyone is after we draw 0-0

We're top of the possession league though(just ignore that we're 19th in the league when it comes to chance creation tho ).

Originally Posted by saffers

We're top of the possession league though(just ignore that we're 19th in the league when it comes to chance creation tho ).

#@&%!head

Team news

De Gea

Varela
Smalling
Jones
Blind

Carrick
Fellaini

Mata
Rooney
Memphis

Martial

Easy 1-0 win

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/678213228447596544

Herrera

He's making it up as he goes along.

Shambles no Herrera.

Fellaini still there

Bloody loves him, doesn't he?

#500ney

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/678213860575346688

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

He's making it up as he goes along.

Shambles no Herrera.

Been out for a month, probs not fit to start. Mata is playing

If he picked him from the start and he went off after 20 minutes you'd be frothing at the mouth you £#%&!ing moron.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

#500ney

In court all night to make him available...

Originally Posted by dunk

In court all night to make him available...

Winning this, but Fellaini?

I want to believe in you LVG, so stop playing shit football and picking that monstrosity.

Mitten settled out of court for Rooney today, rumours he's took £100k

#500ney #mittensAWum

So Herrera hasn't had enough training but famed quick healer and human Dynamo Rooney bounces back straight into the team.

Makes sense

Originally Posted by guerreiro

So Herrera hasn't had enough training but famed quick healer and human Dynamo Rooney bounces back straight into the team.

Makes sense

Rooney has been out 2 weeks to Herrera's 4?

Fellaini in midfield again