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Chelsea’s Celebrations.
Jesus wept.
In between soft focussed shots of Fat F£#%&!’s tearful puppy dog eyes, viewers were unfortunate to be shown some of the most abhorrent post match celebrations ever played out on live television. Bearing in mind the fact that Chelsea have as yet, won £#%&! all this season, I could see no justification for any extended celebration at the end of the match - let alone over 5 minutes of full-on excruciating ‘Chris Waddle arms up and down’ dancing. £#%&! me, surely football and its supporters cannot stoop any lower? Is there no stone of self respect left unturned? Forget John Barnes’s rap, the sight of Didier ‘tarpaulin’ Drogba leading a whole stand in the ‘moron dance’ will take some beating in the embarrassment stakes. Looking round the stands, it struck me that Chelsea supporters have the lowest IQ of any football club in the world. Never before have as many truly dumb people danced together on this sort of scale. Man’s blood turned cold jus watchin shit. Confirmed. I’m sure it’s a cockney thing. Well, perhaps the Geordies would do it. Ok, maybe fans in Yorkshire would too. But not us. Over the top, overstated, classless and strikingly unfunny. It was a timely reminder why I find the vast majority of cockneys so utterly repellent. Just as I was recovering, the camera panned onto the Liverpool supporters and focused on what can only described as a 38 year old virgin wearing gigantic telescopic glasses and an acrylic jumper which looked like it could generate enough static electricity to power a 60,000 sqft office building with comfort cooling. I’ve been down on our own fans of late but I’ve never been more happy, (despite chants of ‘who are you? to the world famous Barcelona) to be a United fan. |
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Yep. @#%&!s.
Their fans interestingly were singing "Who tha fack are man yuniiiiteddd" when they was winning, to. Interesting considering we're top of the table with 2 games to go and face them in the final they were celebrating getting to. To conclude, yes, cockneys are £#%&!ing @#%&!s. |
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an interesting post keith
I saw a tv interview with chelsea fans after the match, and jumped to 3 conclusions * they were financial advisors who lived in Ruislip * they think prince william is a ruddy good bloke * men dressed in black from salford will be stealing their tickets in moscow btw keith, if you are in touch with the biological father of your wifes new baby, would you pass on my congratulations ? |
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No Fun,
your're right, there's no doubt that Chelsea's support has changed more than most since the late 80's but I like to cling on to the fact that they are still cockney @#%&!s. Even though they're not. They did show a fat blob who had chelsea tatts all over him and had [gasp] taken off his top - as though taking off your shirt sets you apart as some kind of special fan. £#%&!ers. I've passed on your kind commenst to Mrs keith and the bloke who comes round trying to sell cleaning products. Cheers. |
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a vaguely related topic - I'm sick to death of X-Factor type shows where the contestant bursts into tears and says 'I'm doing it for my Gran, who I miss very much, she always wanted me to be a star' type crap.
Honestly - I would never hand in a report at work and say 'Listen, I know the figures don't add up but, sniff, my Dad, he was my rock and, this was his dream for me...' Speaking of being a rock, I wonder where Paul Burrell is these days Anyway - thos ecelebrations were shite and no mistaking. Especially as DD was crapping someone out off camera to get them to take part in the 'sponataneous' dancing. Awful, classless JCLs. |
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We've had the BBC (Benfica, Bayern,Chelsea) - a good omen. |
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They're trying to become the People's Princess of football clubs.
Interesting article by Richard Williams about their PR people and Avram Grant (who I find hard to dislike, I must admit) here... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...sport.comment2 |
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Everyone knows I support Derby but given their poor form, I've been following the fortunes of Chesea more and more.
I read the other week that I now live in Florida so obviously, I can't pretend to actually follow Chelsea but I can pretend that I watched last night's match. And pretend I will. Wasn't it something? All that emotion. Real. Hard. Male. Tears. I just wanted to scoop up big Frank in my large masculine arms and give him a big cuddle - before pouring both of us a glass of cool white wine and watching a silly old black and white movie with each other on the settee. Perhaps having some fine Belgian chocolates nothwithstanding Frank's training. I'm sure he could sneak a few. If Diana was alive today she would say, Paul' she would say, 'Paul, just go and have a £#%&!. You and Frank will never happen." 'No sooner said than done Marm' I would say. |
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