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Unread 20-10-2016, 12:14 AM
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Default Harry Redknapp has run over his wife

A freak accident apparently. Caught her leg in the car window and dragged her down the road.



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Witnesses said Mrs Redknapp was screaming in pain during the incident in. One said: 'There was a lot of blood on the Tarmac and Harry was beside himself. It was a freak accident.'

Although the exact circumstances were unclear last night, it was understood Mrs Redknapp's coat got trapped in the door and her foot was still in the Range Rover's footwell as it pulled away.

Last night, representatives for Mr Redknapp denied that an incident had taken place.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 12:27 AM
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it was understood Mrs Redknapp's coat got trapped in the door and her foot was still in the Range Rover's footwell as it pulled away.

Last night, representatives for Mr Redknapp denied that an incident had taken place.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 12:31 AM
Big Norm
 
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The car's probably registered in his dogs name.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 06:06 AM
Stickman
 
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some kind of tax dodge.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 06:33 AM
irk
 
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This is what happens when you dont use his prefered agent
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 06:57 AM
20 times
 
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No wonder he's in the facking reserves
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 07:14 AM
Stickman
 
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I'm not a free wheeler fack off
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 09:09 AM
dunk
 
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Her foot was still in the footwell? So she hadn't got out the car and shut the door, but he drove off anyway? That isn't a freak accident.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 09:20 AM
Billy Redface
 
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So the story is him driving away?

How ironic.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 09:28 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Triffic
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by dunk
Her foot was still in the footwell? So she hadn't got out the car and shut the door, but he drove off anyway? That isn't a freak accident.
Denied it too. Something very shifty about this whole thing.

Come to think of it, can Harry explain his whereabouts during the infamous Whitechapel Ripper killings in the late 1800's?

I bet he can't
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 09:54 AM
sa7
 
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Last night, representatives for Mr Redknapp denied that an incident had taken place.
Is that just an instinctive reaction for the shifty, twitching @#%&!
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 10:26 AM
Denis Irwell
 
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Originally Posted by Stickman
I'm not a free wheeler fack off
Wheeler dealer

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Originally Posted by dunk
Her foot was still in the footwell? So she hadn't got out the car and shut the door, but he drove off anyway? That isn't a freak accident.
He's not right. How did he ever get a decent job in the game? How did £#%&!ing Jamesie get a job as an "analyst"? He couldn't analyse a £#%&!ing spoon. They make Deliverance characters look like George Clooney. £#%&!ing makes me puke this #@&%! even drives a Rangie and wouldn't have a clue what a diff lock is.

Fuming.

Hope the old bag sues the shite out of twitching get.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 10:57 AM
Fergie out 89
 
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"Oh fackin ell saaaaanndraaahh ders claret everywhere. Fackin triffic yah cant!"
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 10:59 AM
Sapien
 
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Probably ate too many jacket potatoes.
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 11:23 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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traffic
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 12:32 PM
The taste of...
 
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Just another boring domestic.



Except it's Arry so lets hear it
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 01:25 PM
Stickman
 
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Originally Posted by Denis Irwell
Wheeler dealer


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I know that
 
Unread 20-10-2016, 03:56 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Did his dog place a bet on it happening?
 
Unread 21-10-2016, 11:16 AM
TheFatGoth
 
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