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I suppose this is sort of relevant: apparently there's a company out there developing technology a little like Google Glass, whereby players would wear a contact lens that projects real-time information in front of them so they can know which areas to exploit, what runs to make, etc. If a penalty was awarded, the keeper would instantly see replays of the last few pens taken by the opposition penalty taker.
These #@&%!s want fans in the stadium to be able to participate by logging on to a system with their smartphones to monitor every stat you can think of, and the computing power would then inform the manager in real-time of every single aspect of the game. I don't know why these horrific bastards don't just sit in a room with computers. 'My player has scored. Your turn'. |
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When I started going to football I enjoyed the mass pointing from United Road, applauding and then giving 'the vs' to the away keeper and the Gareth Hunt gestures and "aaaaarghhh" sound when the opposing striker spannered a shot.
These geeks would have been watching WWF and playing Dungeons & Dragons. |
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Looked up that blokes twitter. Was going to ask him if he'd kissed a girl or boy (legally) but 'Merry Christmas from East Coast trains. By the way, we've cancelled your train to Leeds.' |
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Colm whatsit has got a point about applauding diagonal passes - it's almost become automatic to gasp at the sight of them
i'd like a stat on the number of times each player ignores the right pass and plays the long diagonal instead. i reckon it would be a very high number for rooney and gerrard in particular. |
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True. They're the kind of £#%&!ers who simply nod when their team scores. 'yes, as I predicted. The left double overlap side ball switch attack'. £#%&! off. :£#%&!er: |
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by 'the right pass' i was particularly thinking about the one slipped between the defenders to a runner, or popped off to tee up the 3rd man run - the number of times in every [United] game these things are missed is scary; it goes directly to the criticism about how we insist on getting it wide and throwing it into the box, and yet the pass itself is admired even when it effectively £#%&!s up the movement
missing that in your efforts at controlling the ball (or letting it bounce off you!!)) and then teeing off with a 50yd cross-fielder is just as £#%&!ing pointless as checking back instead of crossing and forcing the attackers to abort their runs, before teeing them up for a hopeless standing jump |
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