Who is this striker we have just signed?

We're supposed to be the biggest club in the world.

Why do we keep doing this ffs?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

that lob at 2:30

Outrageous isn't it, the ball was actually bobbling to him and he still pulled it off

Originally Posted by Sullingtons

We're supposed to be the biggest club in the world.

Why do we keep doing this ffs?

Written off already

Originally Posted by Sullingtons

We're supposed to be the biggest club in the world.
Why do we keep doing this ffs?

Well we're not.

Is he "the olive diouf" ?

I write off players as soon as I've heard of them, just in case. He's shit.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Written off already

I'm sure he's going to be fantastic and has some sexy latin abs on him, but chicarita time

I think our scouts are just travellers who have smokes with locals and end up taking a child home.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Is he "the olive diouf" ?

Originally Posted by Appletango

29m, surely that's a wum.

How old is he?

Wish it was.

He's 27.

Legend has it he's played for international games, scored four international goals.

against hondures, Costa Rica and Dom republic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnMDYSaYA4

chicarita score us a goal
with your left or your right foot
ooooooooor your head
score a hat-trick chicarita

His wiki page is down. Bastard.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

chicarita score us a goal
with your left or your right foot
ooooooooor your head
score a hat-trick chicarita

Chicarita, you and I know,
You're £#%&!in shit and haven't got a hope..

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

His wiki page is down. Bastard.

Probably his family trying to edit it quickly to make he seem like he's a footballer.

Originally Posted by Redordead

Am i going mad? Its just been said we have signed a striker from Chivas??? noone knows anything??

...Ahem.. no doubt he'll turn out to be a Regal player !!

So is that Berbatov offski then?

But can he do it on a wet Wednesday night in Norwich?

He looks shit hot in that youtube video. Hopefully he'll be able to contribute to the first team.

His Wiki page says he's got over 9000 goals for Mexico in just 4 matches. Must be good.

Great stuff! If he turns out to be any good he won't need to learn Spanish when we sell him to Real Madrid.

He'd want to be good for £79m or eleventy million depending on reports.

plenty of letters in that name, good investment for the mega@#%&!