Who is this striker we have just signed?

Originally Posted by Luffy

this boy is gonna be special, I'm good at spotting talent and its not like I look at a goal and think "shit hot". This boy displays movement and awareness which is probably better than anyone else in the country. That is berbatov's weakness right there and Rooney's improvement this season is 90% down to better movement. Barca's great play is 60% movement.

I always said Fletcher would turn out good when everyone wanted him out, that Ronaldo was gonna be the best when people considered him a flashy showboat, that Nani would turn out good when he seemed like a hopeless husk of a player.

This boy will be quality - IF Fergie plays him. We dont have a great track record of getting the best out of strikers since we ditched 4-4-2. We've seen Forlan, Rossi, Saha, Tevez, Owen and Berbatov fail to establish themselves properly through a combination of not being used properly, wrong mentality, injury or not enough playing time all of which contribute to drop in form and then its a vicious circle.

Given the Rooney/Ruud treatment I suspect all of these could have been heroes and vice versa if Rooney/Ruud had been given similar minutes, I suspect they would have never developed properly, see Vela/Walcott at arsenal.

That's a crazy amount of talent Fergie has squandered up front. Makes me wonder if we really should switch back to 4-4-2 and get a midfield in that can cope with that. Its back to 4-3-3 to carry Keane, only now we're carrying Scholes/Carrick/Gibson/Fat Anderson depending on who is having a good/bad day.

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When asked about David Villa, Sparky responded with this classic?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Are you serious?

A fast, mobile striker who scores loads of goals and generally regarded as one of the top strikers in world football?

Nah, let's have another member of £#%&!ing 'Menudo' or Ricky martin's poolboy from tijuana.

He already knew.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Some £#%&!ing crackers on this thread.

Usuaul suspects being shown up, long may it continue.

I imagine there's a similar group backing him because of his South American golden sexy abs as well...

Originally Posted by beansy

I imagine there's a similar group backing him because of his South American golden sexy abs as well...

Fail.

Originally Posted by dunk

Fail.

ffs, Middle American then.

Originally Posted by beansy

ffs, Middle American then.

Double fail

Central America doesn't mean Kansas, sullers.

Originally Posted by forwardirektion

Double fail

ffs Inbetween Americas then

Originally Posted by beansy

ffs Inbetween Americas then

Mexican mate. Just say Mexican.

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

When asked about David Villa, Sparky responded with this classic?



He already knew.

Tbf ricky martin's poolboy is fantastic.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Central America doesn't mean Kansas, sullers.

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Mexican mate. Just say Mexican.

hark at the Simon Calders over here.

'Latino Americano-Mexicano Centrist Land'

Did you know? Berbatov has the second-best shot conversion rate in the Premier League this season (29.6%) only behind team-mate Javier Hernandez (34.4%).

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

Did you know? Berbatov has the second-best shot conversion rate in the Premier League this season (29.6%) only behind team-mate Javier Hernandez (34.4%).

yes

and it's always youuu and me the pea, chicharito! scoring goals for emmm ufc chicharito!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5HuAPd6RM

Obladi oblada Chicharito
Goal machine from Mexico

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Obladi oblada Chicharito
Goal machine from Mexico

The lad will win us the European Cup, mark my words.

Yeah, he's quite good like