Well that's the Daily Mirror banned from press conferences

When we don't give them anything to write they resort to scouse style fiction

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/column...#ixzz1G3s7Pwr3

Sir Alex Ferguson turns Horse Whisperer
by Oliver Holt, dateline 21 March 2012, Daily Mirror 9/03/2011

SIR ALEX FERGUSON broke a 10-year silence last night to launch a furious defence of his decision to appoint former racehorse Rock of Gibraltar as Manchester United’s assistant manager.

Speaking from the throne room of his new purpose-built command cell deep below Old Trafford, the United boss said the one-time wonder horse would defy critics by helping him usher in a new era of success at the once mighty club.

Sir Alex, who appeared to be alone in the room and spoke directly into the camera, did not mention rumours that former assistant Mike Phelan had been fired for ‘making eye contact’ with BBC presenter Gary Lineker after Saturday’s defeat to Northampton Town.

“The Rock knows more about football than anyone I’ve ever met,” said Ferguson, who was wearing military fatigues and a cowboy hat given to him by his hero, John Wayne. “Anyone who says different is a bloody idiot.

“It is typical of Sky *television that they should try to *undermine the boy by insisting on showing footage of him winning the 2000 Guineas.

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desperately trying to turn the fans against him by bringing up the ggs

£#%&! em all (the press, not horses)

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

When we don't give them anything to write they resort to scouse style fiction

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/column...#ixzz1G3s7Pwr3

It's not even funny.

Although I think work should start on the underground command bunker immediately

Originally Posted by armchair

£#%&! em all

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Tabloid journalists trying to be funny

Part of me hopes Fergie never speaks to the press again, part of me thinks he's a mard arse @#%&! who should grow up.

Originally Posted by Zorg

Tabloid journalists trying to be funny

How many times are you going to use that pic to get a laugh?

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

When we don't give them anything to write they resort to scouse style fiction

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/column...#ixzz1G3s7Pwr3

:cringe:

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Part of me hopes Fergie never speaks to the press again, part of me thinks he's a mard arse @#%&! who should grow up.

I know what you mean.

It's a bit childish, but £#%&!ing funny at the same time.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

How many times are you going to use that pic to get a laugh?

People post the same gifs and pictures all the time you daft apeth, I didn't realise there was a limit.

17 btw

just how many column inches are they going to fill "not caring" about Fergie and United?

parasites

Originally Posted by Zorg

People post the same gifs and pictures all the time you daft apeth, I didn't realise there was a limit.

17 btw

You've only got one left then, use it wisely.

Originally Posted by Zorg

People post the same gifs and pictures all the time you daft apeth, I didn't realise there was a limit.

17 btw

Dont you listen to him pal, i like it


ps

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

You've only got one left then, use it wisely.

Second time I've posted it, so kiss my ring.

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Dont you listen to him pal, i like it


ps

Originally Posted by ReligiousRed

Mega

Originally Posted by BryanRobson'sLiver

When we don't give them anything to write they resort to scouse style fiction

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/column...#ixzz1G3s7Pwr3

£#%&!ing hellfire.

Imagine him hovering over the send button... "should I... ah £#%&! it... WAIT WAIT WAIT OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

One of the thing I've always loved most about Fergie is that he treats the press with the absolute contempt they deserve. The thick £#%&!wits genuinely believe that they have an important role to play. Is that what passes for journalism these days? Why should he speak to any of them? Ever? I would love if he banned all the £#%&!ers until he retires. They're a £#%&!ing irrelevance anyway.

Utd win the league, lift the trophy, celebrate with the fans, walk off without giving the media any interviews. I think that could be quite amusing.

Originally Posted by Buckwheat

Is that what passes for journalism these days?

The article is what happens when they try to write something original. Apart from that they just paraphrase things that have been posted online.

Oliver Holt wrote an article about how proud he was of Rob Shepherd when he got jailed for a year on a GBH charge a few years back. Shows the sort of shithouse he is.