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I remember seeing Sherwood as a pundit on ITV4 during one of Spurs' Europa League games earlier this season. He was alongside Les Ferdinand, with Matt Smith as the presenter, and it was utterly bizarre.
I say that, because listening to Sherwood I was absolutely astounded that this is the type of young Englishman we have managing in the Premier League. Not only was his knowledge seemingly the equivalent of a Wetherspoon-dweller, but he spoke like an actual cockney white van man. The discussion moved toward Harry Kane, and Sherwood started arguing his case that Kane is a '9-and-a-half', or in other words, a number 9 who can also do the work of a number 10. He basically said that number 10s don't score any goals, whereas Kane does, so he is a "nine un'arf". Matt Smith then pointed out that Barcelona's number 10 scores quite a few goals, to which Sherwood responded in the strongest cockney drawl I've heard on TV in recent years "baaat thay ain't got a namba noine 'ave they??!!" Before stating "'Arry Kane. Nine un'arf" and giving a wink to Matt Smith. Yes, he winked. As I said, utterly bizarre, and it certainly reinforced the common perceptions I had of him as an absolute charlatan. |
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In short, cockneys are @#%&!s
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Tim Sherwood is the perfect combination of Brendan Rodger's smug self regard and Harry Redknapp's tactically clueless cockney everyman, stood on the sidelines in his bodywarmer saluting his players as they execute his tactical master plan of "they don't like it up 'em, put it in the mixer and any number of other old fashioned English football cliches".
He's a £#%&!ing #@&%!. |
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