Wayne Rooney 2014

Originally Posted by saffers

An absolute passenger away from home.

He shouldnt play midfield away from home. Enough is enough. It works at home with the extra space he can walk into with usually defensive sides focusing on Rvp and Falcao.

Shocking touch, shocking passing. Him not turning up away is another part of the disjointed as £#%&! football away from home.

He'll never be a midfielder as long as he has a hole in his arse. He's wasted there.

Originally Posted by irk

He'll never be a midfielder as long as he has a hole in his arse. He's wasted there.

The main buzz rooney gave me in this supposedly amazing year of his was when he was a striker at arsenal and burst through on the counter like the old days before chipping the shit out of the arsenal goalie.

#rooneystriker2015

Working his arse off at the moment, but it's not the role for him.

He doesn't have the consistency of touch of passing to play there.

the old rooney was back today. by old i mean shit.

Has he played every minute of every game during the Christmas/New Year period?

No wonder he looks knackered, ffs.

Other than him running into the box, the Scholes comparisons are wildly misplaced.