Portsmouth's first team squad

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/player.../Tommy-20.aspx

it's begby off trainspotting

£#%&!ing hell

Name: Francis Begbie

Previous clubs: Edinburgh prison XI

Red/Yellow cards: 78/264

Originally Posted by Grimson

Just emailed them.


'Dear Portsmouth 'Pompey' Football Club,

The 1991 Fred Budden Trophy Final came down to penalty kicks, some of which I saved (can't remember exactly how many). That is just one example of my ability. I see that you currently have no goalkeepers so I would like a trial please. Although I retired from football 16 years ago, I still play in an amateur league in New York City. Ross Greenburg, my manager and a top-notch chef, has described me as 'probably the best keeper in the Gotham Football League.'

Please let me know if I can have a trail so we can arrange my flight.'

You should send it, you never know how desperate they are. Offer to play for free and you just get paid a bonus if you keep a clean sheet.

I remember under Franny Lee city went ages without a manager. I think it was following Alan Ball. Anywho The Sun journalist was playing golf with Franny Lee and he told Franny he'd be City's manager. Franny asked him if he would really accept it if he was offered the job.

Originally Posted by thenorthwillriseagain

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/player.../Tommy-20.aspx

it's begby off trainspotting

I see they've got an ad banner for jobsite on their page

Originally Posted by Switching Off

I see they've got an ad banner for jobsite on their page

Their sponsors, innit??

And Nugent is going to Bolton

Originally Posted by neworder

And Nugent is going to Bolton

Good buy for them, reckon him and Davies will bag 8 goals between them.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Good buy for them, reckon him and Davies will bag 8 goals between them.

yeah and 4 will be agianst us.

Originally Posted by rogieop

yeah and 4 will be agianst us.

John Utaka is on £80k per week and couldn't even get in the Nigerian squad for the African Cup of Nations earlier this year. That club is fuuuuucked.

Originally Posted by neworder

And Nugent is going to Bolton

When will clubs learn he is shite at the top level?

we should sign boateng.

Originally Posted by Coracao

When will clubs learn he is shite at the top level?

Hey, he is an international striker with a cracking 1 goal in 1 game record.

Originally Posted by Ronaldosgoodallthetime

Hey, he is an international striker with a cracking 1 goal in 1 game record.

Great finish aswell