Daniel Sturridge

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Probably just string us along to get his move to Leicester.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Out for a month

Can't wait to see how much better he becomes during his latest stint in the treatment room. Tyldesley called him England's premier forward during the match the other night. The @#%&!'s career average is around 9 goals a season

Originally Posted by General Woundwort

Can't wait to see how much better he becomes during his latest stint in the treatment room. Tyldesley called him England's premier forward during the match the other night. The @#%&!'s career average is around 9 goals a season

Missed that, Jesus

He's had less than one season as an elite striker.

isnt it benteke whos injured for a month

Hoping for his fast recovery.

Playing today.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Out for a month

That was a quick recovery

Originally Posted by Sparky***

That was a quick recovery

Pure was right. Somebody got their Liverpool strikers mixed up

England striker Daniel Sturridge reveals he sprays fragrance on kits before matches

‘People might think it’s strange, but I like smelling it, so it’s not about what anyone else thinks. I favour strawberry-scented moisturiser.‘



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...t-matches.html

England players when Sturridge has the ball..

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwW3ytid4DA

Originally Posted by ScarFace

England striker Daniel Sturridge reveals he sprays fragrance on kits before matches

‘People might think it’s strange, but I like smelling it, so it’s not about what anyone else thinks. I favour strawberry-scented moisturiser.‘



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...t-matches.html

If anything sums up this modern generation of England players, that's it in one statement.

Can you imagine the likes of Shearer, Tony Adams, Paul Ince & Stuart Pearce sat next to him in the dressing room whilst this £#%&!ing ponce starts spraying his kit with strawberry scented moisturiser

£#%&!ing hell

What an absolute sniff the strawberry

He reeks of failure.

God told him to do it.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

England striker Daniel Sturridge reveals he sprays fragrance on kits before matches

‘People might think it’s strange, but I like smelling it, so it’s not about what anyone else thinks. I favour strawberry-scented moisturiser.‘



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...t-matches.html

He's called Daniel, what do you expect?

A certain Dan Jarvis wants a word.