Romelu Lukaku

The home derby last year was worse.

If that's any comfort.

Originally Posted by andyroo

The home derby last year was worse.

If that's any comfort.

Thanks for reminding me

Originally Posted by andyroo

The home derby last year was worse.

If that's any comfort.

Disagree. He was superb that afternoon.

For City.

He is £#%&! but in his defence, Ronaldo, mbappe and Messi would look shit under a 2018 Jose.

Originally Posted by ScarFace

He is £#%&! but in his defence, Ronaldo, mbappe and Messi would look shit under a 2018 Jose.

thats bullshit and you know it. For a start they are all quicker than the £#%&!ing @#%&!s infesting our squad, and can control a football etc etc

Originally Posted by Wellinever

Lukaku is becoming another of the players who we seem to increasingly be saying, "yes, not a top drawer player... but he can do a job for the team".

The trouble is the manager never knows when that 'job' will get done, or if all the other 'job to be done' players will do theirs at the same time, or if others understand what each 'job to done' is, by their colleagues and what to do, when the 'job to be done' is not being done!

Saturday was probably Lukaku's worst performance, he looked completely out of it, always a split second behind his marker getting to the ball all afternoon, at times stood like a statue, never once %@#$&!ing colleagues for giving him a bad ball, just a friendly wave towards the offender, almost to say 'thanks for thinking of me'
Not often would I admit to feeling sorry for Jose, but with this current squad, knowing what they will deliver each game must be a nightmare!

Apart from when he got himself offside - the header he missed was diabolical would have been seething if he had been onside.

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

thats bullshit and you know it. For a start they are all quicker than the £#%&!ing @#%&!s infesting our squad, and can control a football etc etc

Probably wouldn't even get in the team ahead of dirty Sanchez and totem pole.

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

and a flaccid one at that... he’s really got to go along with Fellaini, Jones, Sanchez, Lingard to name a few.

Mourinho

He's like United's top strikers of days gone by.

Unfortunately...

He has the first touch of Rooney
The mobility of Berbatov
conversion rate of Cole

Still, at least he's hung like Dion Dublin.

We should have kept Rooney....

He scores three of those chances last night

Missed a header in front of an open goal from 3 yards out

Originally Posted by Jethro

Missed a header in front of an open goal from 3 yards out

Got clean through on the goalkeeper and allowed a defender to track back as he blindly hit it 3ft wide

An absolute bungle of a footballer.

Here he is after the game with Jesse Lingard and Chris Smalling.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

An absolute bungle of a footballer.

Here he is after the game with Jesse Lingard and Chris Smalling.

Nice to see Hitler on his trike

Not sure why people always point at Pep's spending when covering for Mourinho.

This is the calibre of player Mourinho buys

Originally Posted by Drexl

Nice to see Hitler on his trike

Originally Posted by Drexl

Nice to see Hitler on his trike

Originally Posted by Ranier Wolfcastle

Not sure why people always point at Pep's spending when covering for Mourinho.

This is the calibre of player Mourinho buys

Though if so he hasn't done too badly with such a "calibre" in the past has he? Maybe that suggests there is a bit more to it.

Another one with a crisis of confidence.

And he's one of Mourinho's rare supporters. He can't even get his own boys onside.

He's much better for Belgium.

Still shit, mind. Just not a nice player to watch at all. And call me traditional, but I prefer watching players I enjoy watching.

Originally Posted by Clownbones

Another one with a crisis of confidence.

And he's one of Mourinho's rare supporters. He can't even get his own boys onside.

He's much better for Belgium.

Still shit, mind. Just not a nice player to watch at all. And call me traditional, but I prefer watching players I enjoy watching.

By definition.