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Unread 15-07-2017, 03:03 PM
Switching Off
 
Default Song for Red Rom

Apparently this Spanish song is taking over the terraces.


Oh Lukaku
He's Belgian and he came to play for Mourinho
He didn't want to go to Chelsea like Costello
He's mates with Pogba and an accountant called Marlo
Oh Lukaku
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 03:13 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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The remix has been number one in the charts here for about 10 weeks.
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 03:22 PM
MrBishi
 
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Doesn't really scan that well, too many syllables

I'm thinking something like

Oh Lukaku
He said "£#%&! off Antonio"
"Manchester's the only place I want to go"
"Now I'm gonna score goals for Mourinho"
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 03:28 PM
ryanMUFC
 
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It would work if we signed Chicharito.
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 03:29 PM
Cream
 
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Puerto Rican.

Also shit.
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 03:33 PM
waynes ear's
 
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£#%&! off

Edit:

Stolen from elsewhere

To the tune of Waterloo:

Romelu
Chelsea defeated, we won the war
Romelu
Your #@&%! is dragging along the floor
Romeh-Romeh-Romeh-Rom
Romelu
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 04:24 PM
no fun
 
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Let's wait and see if the @#%&! deserves a song
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 04:25 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by no fun
Let's wait and see if the @#%&! deserves a song
What tune?
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 04:27 PM
no fun
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by waynes ear's
What tune?
There is a light that never goes out
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 04:35 PM
Drexl
 
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Score! Lukaku
Score! Lukaku
Score! Lukaku
And we'll win the league

Sing hosanna
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 04:57 PM
no fun
 
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Your first touch is disgusting
Oh lukaku
Your first touch is disgusting
Oh lukaku


The first cut is the deepest
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 05:06 PM
irk
 
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A man, with a sure eye for goal
The love that we came to know
They call him Romelu
(It takes your breath and it'll leave you blind)
And now, open your eyes and see
Much quicker than Wayne Rooney
His name is Romelu
(Offside a bit, his first touch is poo)

A million lights are dancing
And there you are, a shooting star
An everlasting world
And you're here with me, eternally

Romelu, Romelu
(Now He is here) he's Romelu
Romelu, Romelu
(Now He is here) he's Romelu
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 05:34 PM
Tumescent Throb
 
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lukaku, lukaku
romelu lukaku
gets the ball
scores a goal
romelu lukaku
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 05:55 PM
My Name is Keith
 
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Romelu

Ah hah ah hah

Lukaku

Ah ha ah ha

Romelu

Ah ha ah ha

Lukaku

To 'that's the way, i like it'.
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 06:01 PM
otbarney
 
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Lukaku, clap clap clap.
Repeat ad nauseum.
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 06:04 PM
Switching Off
 
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Might suit one or two on here

I, hate Mourinho and his signings
And I, hate his style of play too
(And) I wish we could play more like Man City
And I, I, I, wish we had Guardiola too

And I, hate Romelu Lukaku
Romelu Lukaku!

And I don't like a thing about United
And I, I hate Juan Mata's guts too
And I hate defensive passive football oh oh
And I, I, I think Rashford's overrated too

And I get sick when I'm around, I can't stand to be around
I hate Romelu Lukaku!
Romelu Lukaku! Romelu Lukaku!
Romelu Lukaku!

 
Unread 15-07-2017, 06:06 PM
n48
 
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Luuuuuuuukakuuuuuu.......
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 06:29 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Rommy Lue, Rommy lue
Oh how my heart yearns for you
Oh Rommy my Rommy Lue
Oh well, I love you gal, yes, I love you Rommy Lue

Peggy Sue ~ Buddy Holly
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 06:57 PM
HarkNowHear
 
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Rom Lukaku , psycho scorer fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
 
Unread 15-07-2017, 07:12 PM
gbmufc
 
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I stole the tune of Wigste....sorry Ste Matchstalk men

We've got Herrera, De Gea, Mata and Lukaku
Micky, Bailly, Pogba and Lindelof to
With Valencia and Shaw out wide
Martial and Rashford on side
Your watching Mouriniho`s magnificent Manchester United side.
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