John Terry own goal hands united 4th title on the trot

how £#%&!ing sweet would it be to see that headline?!

Also, seeing the bedheaded @#%&! sobbing again would be the greatest sight ever!

'Former England Captain found hanged after Chelsea heartache'

Would prefer that one tbh perfectly frank.

Originally Posted by Pop

'Former England Captain found hanged after Chelsea heartache'

Would prefer that one tbh perfectly frank.

harsh but

I just hope they're not 2-0 up after 15 mins.

Would be mint if Wigan took the lead, OT would go crackers.

Looking forward to it tbh, despite being fully aware ultimately it'll end in disappointment.

Hmmmmm.....been convinced since Blackburn that it was over but had a strange feeling last night that Wigan may deliver a twist - Whelan will be so up for it and Wigan will pretty much play out of their skin.

Whether Wigan playing out of their skin is enough is doubtful but a nervous Stamford Bridge will help.

Keep telling myself it's over but......but..

Originally Posted by My Name is Keith

Hmmmmm.....been convinced since Blackburn that it was over but had a strange feeling last night that Wigan may deliver a twist - Whelan will be so up for it and Wigan will pretty much play out of their skin.

Whether Wigan playing out of their skin is enough is doubtful but a nervous Stamford Bridge will help.

Keep telling myself it's over but......but..

Can't see it. I was probably 35% confident that Liverpool might get summat.

Only 4% confident Wigan will.

Not sure why I have decided to express everything with percentages, guess it just feels 90% appropriate.

if wigan do owt, I will sing "in the city" by the jam whilst giving hark a piggy back at curry night VII

Just to bring us all down to planet earth, this is Wigan we're talking about. We but 11 goals past them this season. Chelsea will destroy them.

That said, they'll put more effort in than the dippers did.

"Terry scores final goal as Wigan are hit for six, scuttles some bird, wipes his #@&%! and lifts the trophy" are probably more believable (sp).

"Owen Hargreaves late winner gives United the title after Terry horror show at the bridge!"

I reckon Wigan should claim that all their goalkeepers are injured. We could then send them VDS on an emergency loan.

Originally Posted by Lok

Just to bring us all down to planet earth, this is Wigan we're talking about. We but 11 goals past them this season. Chelsea will destroy them.

That said, they'll put more effort in than the dippers did.

They put 3 past Chelsea

Nah cant see anything myself but a early goal and sending off for Drogba would be nice.

"frank lampard said his mate dave cameron inspired him to the title, and pat in heaven will be cheering with the angels"

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

They put 3 past Chelsea

Nah cant see anything myself but a early goal and sending off for Drogba would be nice.

9 man Chelsea

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

They put 3 past Chelsea

Nah cant see anything myself but a early goal and sending off for Drogba would be nice.

They put 3 past Arsenal too - however my doom monitor also remembers the 9 they conceded at Tottingham.

Lovely, it would make this "mistake" all the more worthless.

Originally Posted by BulgarianSpectator

Lovely, it would make this "mistake" all the more worthless.

£#%&!ing hell.

I had a dream last night that Wigan took an early lead, Terry was sent off for a professional foul just before half time and during the cafuffle Ashley Cole lashes out and is also sent off, Wigan went on to win 2-0

Originally Posted by Zorg

£#%&!ing hell.

That made me lol for some reason we left the pub at half time. Just a nonsense.

Lion Heart Crippled In Drogba-£#%&! Tragedy.