Paul "the crock" Pogba

Originally Posted by Ethers

https://www.instagram.com/p/BadO03lh...=1uqiwk68q1lj5

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkjvB1DD...d=digzpt6fa4xg

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl3_hTID...=1mmb644f2s5tr

Christ. If it's true all it does is underline that the vast majority of footballers are thick as pig shit, insulated by obscene amounts of money.


The whole unholy edifice will come crashing down.

Originally Posted by puressence

so its defo not an enhancement drug then

ffs not judging by yesterdays performance

#TeamMouMou takes the lead

Yeah the balloons really don’t do much tbh.

The IG posts allude to other things though, and balloons are commonly used alongside other drugs to enhance their effects....

Originally Posted by Ethers

Yeah the balloons really don’t do much tbh.

The IG posts allude to other things though, and balloons are commonly used alongside other drugs to enhance their effects....

Pogba is occasionally used alongside proper football players to enhance his effects.

Originally Posted by Ethers

100% him. What a tit.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6qd5vo

When does he take the drugs? All I saw was an interminable video of him dancing like a girl on a podium in some provincial nightspot. I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds, when does the freebasing start?

Originally Posted by Cream

3:30

Falls into the pool clutching a giant balloon.

That £#%&!ing agent

The new Lee Sharpe

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

That’s not what enhance the effects means pal....

Well that would explain his performance yesterday anyway

What were the rest of them on?

Change the thread title to ‘Paul “On crack” Pogba’ imo..

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Well that would explain his performance yesterday anyway

What were the rest of them on?

Hang on. He has team mates?

He wasn't great yesterday either but he was still miles better than some of the cowards on show, least he shows for the ball unlike some of the other #@&%!s who continue to get away with some disgraceful "performances".

Cracking revelations

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

That’s not what enhance the effects means pal....

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

Hang on. He has team mates?

He wasn't great yesterday either but he was still miles better than some of the cowards on show, least he shows for the ball unlike some of the other #@&%!s who continue to get away with some disgraceful "performances".

How do we know he wasn't just doing the mickey mouse voice with a helium balloon?

I’m sure our forum would be the only place discussing pogs habits and the rest of the world saying nothing. I’m reserving judgement till Marlo talks me through it

Won’t be impressed until I see him bagging up some scotch guard for a sniff. Even a let down for budget drug use.

Didnt Sterling do this and nothing happened?

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Didnt Sterling do this and nothing happened?

Kyle Walker as well

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Didnt Sterling do this and nothing happened?

The papers tutted and I think the Bert's may have made some pat statement about standards at the club but basically yeah, nitrous oxide is not an illegal substance.

I presume Pogba is subject to the same drug testing regime as other footballers, if he fails one or does a Rio I'll trust that over some conspiracy theorist on Twitter with a convoluted tale about how its because Raiola reckons he shouldn't go out with black girls.