Our transfer business

Originally Posted by flixton

According to Luckhurst we need to sell before we can buy.

If he says something expect the opposite to happen.

Originally Posted by Buck

If he says something expect the opposite to happen.

So we're gonna buy before we can sell.

https://twitter.com/chegiaevara/status/1013448466218061825?s=21

The Sanchez deal must have taken a huge chunk out of the wage budget.

Bled dry for some over the hill Woodward dick waving signing.

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/chegiaevara/stat...218061825?s=21

Leeds scum.

Originally Posted by Ethers

Beginning to look like it. First we heard that had Mourinho decided Young & Shaw were ‘ok’ options and he wasn’t going for a LB so he can use the funds elsewhere. Fine.

Then it turns out we’ve given Fellaini a new contract so we don’t have to buy a replacement and can use the funds elsewhere. So that’s midfield business done. Fine.

So who are we bringing in? Hopefully a centre back but I could easily see Mourinho turning around and saying he’s happy with our options there.

Clearly not a striker. Maybe a winger, bit could again cop out with the “we have enough depth” lie, especially if Martial stays.

Could be a very long dry summer

All we need is the word 'value' to come out of Joses mouth and it's like the transfer years of old.

Haven't United £#%&!ed up offloading Darmian to Juventus? They've gone out and bought someone else now. Difference in valuation was 5million euros or something. Just sell the sack of shit, Rojo too.

It's looking piss poor so far. We still need 4-5 top class players and there's absolutely no chance of that happening.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

All we need is the word 'value' to come out of Joses mouth and it's like the transfer years of old.

I miss the 90's when there would be a 2 page spread of our transfer targets along with an obligatory photo of a puce faced Fergie on the phone from his sun lounger.

Originally Posted by tatty

I miss the 90's when there would be a 2 page spread of our transfer targets along with an obligatory photo of a puce faced Fergie on the phone from his sun lounger.

Done dealio.

Now we have pics of that gormless and chinless gimp loving @#%&!

Originally Posted by Red Al

Now we have pics of that gormless and chinless gimp loving @#%&!

Originally Posted by flixton

According to Luckhurst we need to sell before we can buy.

Sold Sam Johnstone for £6.5m to WBA. Never played for first team.

Originally Posted by flixton

Sold Sam Johnstone for £6.5m to WBA. Never played for first team.

Maybe United are finally realising it’s best not to constantly talk about having money, and play our cards a bit closer to our chest. This could actually be a sign of us getting a clue about how to conduct business.

If not that midget from Brazil better be good.

We're sat waiting for bale to tell us he wants to try again with Madrid and that we've been a really good friend. Bales just sat by the window waiting on Ronaldo to tell Madrid he's breaking up with them.

Then when Madrid have bale all loved up they'll go and buy mbappe and £#%&! him over again.

He's a £#%&!ing sucker for Madrid and we're a sucker for him.

We've probably turned down the chance to sign Ronaldo thinking we've learnt our lesson flirting with the @#%&!s every summer, not realising we're doing the exact same with bale.

Could end up being worse than the Valencia, Owen, Obertan window nqat. We'll be going into the season with the same defence, same wingbacks, same wingers, same Fellaini etc.

Once that World Cup final is over the window will go apeshit and we will no doubt pursue players that don't want to come.

Originally Posted by Jethro

Could end up being worse than the Valencia, Owen, Obertan window nqat. We'll be going into the season with the same defence, same wingbacks, same wingers, same Fellaini etc.

Once that World Cup final is over the window will go apeshit and we will no doubt pursue players that don't want to come.

Hope you're not suggesting the club is massively disorganised and unprepared from top to bottom

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

Hope you're not suggesting the club is massively disorganised and unprepared from top to bottom

Who would think such a thing?

Originally Posted by Jethro

Could end up being worse than the Valencia, Owen, Obertan window nqat. We'll be going into the season with the same defence, same wingbacks, same wingers, same Fellaini etc.

Buzzin'

At least next summer we'll have the new manager bounce.

Not like others are up to much.

Halfway through the window and Chelsea are still deliberating over changing manager