Neymar

Honestly can’t stand the bloke. Don’t enjoy watching him play at all.

Originally Posted by dunk

Honestly can’t stand the bloke. Don’t enjoy watching him play at all.

Wouldnt pay 300m for him then I take it?

Originally Posted by saffers

Wouldnt pay 300m for him then I take it?

No mate. He’d do my £#%&!ing head in

Originally Posted by dunk

Honestly can’t stand the bloke. Don’t enjoy watching him play at all.

He’s very talented, but there’s no joy to his game.

He wins, he acts like a #@&%!.

He loses, he acts like a #@&%!.

He scores, he acts like a #@&%!.

He misses, he acts like a #@&%!.

I can only conclude that he is a complete #@&%!.

A total @#%&!. Luck those tearssss

Snivelling little turd.

Hope he never gets the Balon d’Or he craves.

Go on, £#%&! off. Plastic worldy

Originally Posted by dunk

Snivelling little turd.

Hope he never gets the Balon d’Or he craves.

He won't.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

He won't.

If he’d have won the WC with Brazil he’d have been a shoe-in.

Can deffo see him breaking out of France this summer. He’s got £#%&!ing no chance there and 3 1/2 years until the next WC, by which time Mbappers will have it sewn up on the regular I’d expect.

He's barely top 10 in the world

Originally Posted by Pop

Stat: Neymar aged 25 years has 138 yellow cards and 8 red cards in his career. Sergio Ramos aged 31 has 189 yellow cards and 23 red cards. At this pace, Neymar will match Ramos’ yellow card tally in around two and a half seasons.

He’s also 26 with 326 senior goals. So on course for a good 600/700 career goals.

Why do people in this country always have to correlate someone being a @#%&! with being overrated? Used to happen with Zlat, with Ramos, Pepe etc. Usually have to wait until they turn 30 before it’s accepted they’re also pretty good.

VAR is killing him though. You can see it in his eyes. Losing some of his powers now refs have the video on their side

Well, I reckon I'd beat him in top trumps in height weight and punching power, but he may beat me in stupid bleep tests.

IN CONCLUSION: me and Naymar are 50:50

£#%&!er....

Originally Posted by S/Side.Red

He’s also 26 with 326 senior goals. So on course for a good 600/700 career goals.

Why do people in this country always have to correlate someone being a @#%&! with being overrated? Used to happen with Zlat, with Ramos, Pepe etc. Usually have to wait until they turn 30 before it’s accepted they’re also pretty good.

VAR is killing him though. You can see it in his eyes. Losing some of his powers now refs have the video on their side

I might be missing something here but 54, 68, 19 and 57 goals for Santos, Barca, PSG and Brazil is a fair way short of 326.

Just making stuff up again, as per?

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

I might be missing something here but 54, 68, 19 and 57 goals for Santos, Barca, PSG and Brazil is a fair way short of 326.

Just making stuff up again, as per?

.. You Forgot to count his PlayStation goals..

Originally Posted by Denis Irwell

I might be missing something here but 54, 68, 19 and 57 goals for Santos, Barca, PSG and Brazil is a fair way short of 326.

Just making stuff up again, as per?

That's just his league goals, he's got 269 club goals, and 57 for Brazil. Sad to see the slandering of siders continue like this

Originally Posted by Sandman

That's just his league goals, he's got 289 club goals, and 57 for Brazil. Sad to see the slandering of siders continue like this

Looks like some folk are obsessed with him....

Like he’d Get a stat wrong like that....

269 goals by my (Wikipedia) reckoning. Still not too shabby tbf.

Edit: missed off his 57 Brazil goals.

Would probably have more if he didn’t spend 15 minutes of every game throwing himself to the floor and writhing in agony.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Looks like some folk are obsessed with him....

Like he’d Get a stat wrong like that....

Nearly every post of his is jumped on by the Mourinho joy boys, says a lot about how they really feel tbh, seem rattled.

Originally Posted by dunk

269 goals by my (Wikipedia) reckoning. Still not too shabby tbf.

Edit: missed off his 57 Brazil goals.

Would probably have more if he didn’t spend 15 minutes of every game throwing himself to the floor and writhing in agony.

It was a typo in my post pal, meant to put 269, plus the 57 Brazil goals, making siders right.

Hasnt progressed in the last 2/3 years

Absolute fact