The big news we've all been waiting for...

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1018971071402237952

Few others should have gone before him, hopefully they still do.

Didnt he fly to america

Next years defence:

Shaw
Young
Jones
Rojo
Smalling
Bailly
Linders
Valencia
New rb forgot his name sorry (not sorry)

2 left backs, 5 centre backs and 2 right backs, sorted.

Come in number 21

Originally Posted by Lok

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1018971071402237952

Your hatred of him is bizarre. What’s your problem with him? Deep down do you have a gay crush on him and it manifests itself in this bizarre hatred towards him? It’s higgly odd!

Wish him all the best. Top lad

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Your hatred of him is bizarre. What’s your problem with him? Deep down do you have a gay crush on him and it manifests itself in this bizarre hatred towards him? It’s higgly odd!

Wish him all the best. Top lad

Has your mate said anything more about his snide kit?

Meh

Originally Posted by Lok

Has your mate said anything more about his snide kit?

It’s a Partridge shrug here too.

Thanks for the memories etc

Some cracking comments on Facebook:

"I've lost count how many times I've said "Is Blind blind?". I did enjoy seeing him on the roster during his early Manchester United days."

"We shouldn't just blindly let players go this way"

"Hasta la vista Daley! Good luck with your new team. I won’t forget that routine goal against Westham @UptonPark."

"Ajax scrabbing the barell there"

"Im genuinely in tears rn"

"Packet of monster munch and a £10 M&S voucher"

Piece by piece Mourinho is stripping away the weakness brought into the club by Moyes and LVG.

Wouldn't be surprised if Lord Ferguson isn't pulling the strings from his hospital bed.

Originally Posted by Lok

"Im genuinely in tears rn"

Hi Bunks

Never top level but good luck to him, he’ll clean up over there.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Your hatred of him is bizarre. What’s your problem with him? Deep down do you have a gay crush on him and it manifests itself in this bizarre hatred towards him? It’s higgly odd!

Wish him all the best. Top lad

I think it's an equal and opposite reaction to the, equally bizarre, other end of the scale.

In real life the truth lies in the middle probably.

Good, £#%&! off you utter nothing

Thought he was decent tbh. Good squad player. Not sure why he’s been £#%&!ed off and the likes of Darmian, Young, Shaw, Smalling, Jones etc are still at the club could name a few more too. £#%&!ing hell we’re miles away

Originally Posted by Vedder

Thought he was decent tbh. Good squad player. Not sure why he’s been £#%&!ed off and the likes of Darmian, Young, Shaw, Smalling, Jones etc are still at the club could name a few more too. £#%&!ing hell we’re miles away

I liked him but he was just too slow.

Originally Posted by Vedder

Thought he was decent tbh. Good squad player. Not sure why he’s been £#%&!ed off and the likes of Darmian, Young, Shaw, Smalling, Jones etc are still at the club could name a few more too. £#%&!ing hell we’re miles away

Maybe because nobody is knocking on the door to sign these players? It's not like Woodward can just decide to sell Smalling to Barca, Jones to Real, Shaw to PSG can he.

Farewell you shexy bastard.