Imagine being Michael Carrick..

Originally Posted by Carrick

Top, top boy.


Love him.

I get by.

Top player. To think some people thought he was a bad signing

Sadly some clueless United fans will always give him stick 'cos he doesn't run about screaming like Keane.

Good player, but would prefer it if he ran about a bit more screaming, bit like Keane.

Originally Posted by sullers

Good player, but would prefer it if he ran about a bit more screaming, bit like Keane.

Top banter there tbf sullers

some furious labrador walking would endear him to the masses

Shreeves' first question



"Your first goal away from Old trafford, Michael, was it a vital goal"



"No, Geoff, it was worthless. Shouldn't have even finished it. But hey, another time"




Jesus wept.

if i michael carrick I'd not be married to that big headed bird of his

She has a massive head.

Originally Posted by Whalefish

She has a massive head.

She gives it aswell

Originally Posted by marlo

if i michael carrick I'd not be married to that big headed bird of his

Comedy name:
Lisa Roughead

Originally Posted by Whalefish

We should have signed Reo Coker. That's what they were all saying.

Don't forget Gravasen, Nolan, Parker...